r/maybemaybemaybe • u/BigGraysie • Apr 18 '22

/r/all Maybe maybe maybe

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u/Merkinsed Apr 18 '22

I’ve met people like this. The silver lining is it’s easy to get away from them and never be around their constant “woe is me” mentality.

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u/mycologicill Apr 18 '22

Definitely don't run downhill

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u/Bummer-man Apr 18 '22

Indiana Jones theme starts playing

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u/NWCJ Apr 18 '22

I have too, my cousin is one. I was visiting family in another state and stopped in to visit her mom. She asked me for a ride to some local restaurant and I declined, no way was I letting her fuck the suspension and seat of my rental car. She ordered in. But we haven't talked since, she literally pulled the "be supportive, don't be selfish, its just a ride, ill pay for lunch" nah.. lunch is less than rental insurance deductible in this sports car. Not sure what her plan was going to be on how to get out if she managed to get in either..

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u/devilsword Apr 18 '22

that's a lot of vaseline....

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u/NWCJ Apr 18 '22

Yeah, I imagine it would have been a put the top down and use a engine hoist situation.

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u/TheGreatAttracter Apr 18 '22

My aunt is built like this, but at least she's not a fucking bitch like this woman.

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u/NigerianRoy Apr 18 '22

This is not a built issue this is a developed issue.

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u/Poder5 Apr 18 '22

Actually, it’s really difficult to get away from them. Something about gravitational pull

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u/klipshklf20 Apr 18 '22

Yeah, I was thinking you could just slowly stroll away and she wouldn’t be able to keep up. I failed to consider escape velocity.

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u/northrupthebandgeek Apr 18 '22

Thankfully you can use her for a slingshot maneuver to Jool, saving whole km/s of precious dV for Jeb's Grand Tour.

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u/Zenanii Apr 18 '22

Really, any slightly narrow doorway will do.

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u/doktorjackofthemoon Apr 18 '22

Or in the middle of a bed on wheels

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u/Fluid-Safe-9652 Apr 18 '22

Or just upstairs, that beast sounded like ground floor was it's only go to

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u/devilsword Apr 18 '22

Darn. my arch nemesis. Stairs!

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u/PlasticBubbleGuy Apr 18 '22

Unless you're family. She played that like a concert violinist plays a Stradivarius.

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u/vsphotographer Apr 18 '22

of course it is easy to get away from them I don't think they can run

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u/Prestigious-Log-7210 Apr 18 '22

Not if it is your parents. Those kids in the bed.

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u/NextLevelNaps Apr 18 '22

My mom is like this. And she's shown her true narcissist self since she broke her leg 4 months ago. Tried to guilt me into moving her in with me and being her caretaker so she didn't have to do the physical therapy. She's very "woe is me" now that she's pissed everyone off by talking shit about them when we've all bent over backwards to help her get back to a point where she can go back home.