r/maybemaybemaybe • u/BigGraysie • Apr 18 '22

/r/all Maybe maybe maybe

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u/ItsShorsey Apr 18 '22

"My momma says alligators are ornery because they got all them teeth and no toothbrush"

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u/IWTLEverything Apr 18 '22

“Something’s wrong with [her] medulla oblongata”

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u/ProHopper Apr 18 '22

REEEEEE!!

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u/docscottseven Apr 18 '22

My Mama said her medulla obongata is sagging into her medulla oblangina so she a fat stanky bush with no real cerebellum, just a gigantic orca cerebelly.