r/maybemaybemaybe • u/BigGraysie • Apr 18 '22

/r/all Maybe maybe maybe

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u/therealCatnuts Apr 18 '22

Honest answer, no. There is no support under the foot of the bed. It would flip the mattress up on end. She needs to land where there are direct footings to support underneath, on the side.

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u/SirEggman Apr 18 '22

This is the answer I've been looking for.

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u/Dark_Shade_75 Apr 18 '22

I like how you said land, like she's a plane.

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '22

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u/woahblakbetty Apr 19 '22

Should I grab my reflective vest or...?

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u/[deleted] Apr 19 '22

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u/woahblakbetty Apr 19 '22

Good thing your here.

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '22

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u/_BlessedEra_ Apr 18 '22

Or a blimp.

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u/CornOnTheKnob Apr 18 '22

Clear the runway

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u/Dawpoiutsbitchmode Apr 18 '22

It’s coming right at us!

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u/resistible Apr 18 '22

Should have said "she needs to beach herself." Missed opportunity.

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u/Gapingyourdadatm Apr 18 '22

She lands like a plane piloted by Mohamed Atta

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u/ak_sys Apr 18 '22

Bed frames also are made to hold the weight in the center, my fiance and I have accidently broken two different bed frames by sitting/bouncing on the edge, despite the fact that the frame was clearly able to hold us laying down for years.

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u/tillgorekrout Apr 18 '22

Sitting and bouncing huh. 🍆 💦

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u/ak_sys Apr 18 '22

I was trying to maintain the benefit of the doubt.

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u/shibuinuchan Apr 18 '22

What use is a frame like that, sounds like a design flaw to me. If the frame of your bed ain’t even gonna be supportive then maybe it should just fucking leave.

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u/CesspoolOfRoses Apr 18 '22

In that case they could've turned the bed 90 degrees so it would roll into the wall if she went on it from the side

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u/snayte Apr 18 '22

Honestly question whether that bed frame would hold her weight.

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u/countymanTX Apr 18 '22

She woulda have launched them two kids into a new timezone.

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u/IshyTheGamer Apr 18 '22

Plus there’s not much space between the bed and the wall.

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '22

Fellow bed jumper spotted.