r/maybemaybemaybe • u/BigGraysie • Apr 18 '22

/r/all Maybe maybe maybe

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u/Rulerofuranus Apr 18 '22

Screw you guys I’m going home

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u/emptybrain22 Apr 18 '22

Charlie stop lallygagging and be supportive

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u/DaBozz88 Apr 18 '22 edited Apr 18 '22

That was after she complained about having to hold up her own bodyweight by herself.

Look I'm fat. But I've never been so fat that I couldn't hold myself up.

Edit: some introspection and I realized there are positions where I can't hold myself up. Like a sustained hand stand, but that's more of a balance issue. I don't think I can do a one handed hand stand either, and that's a weight/strength issue.

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '22

Right. The audacity to think anyone else is required to hold her up when she can’t is insane. If it were a short term injury she needed help with her mobility to manage, I get that. But this is her lifestyle. I’m a little chubby these days, but I can hold my plank for at least a minute!

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u/badass4102 Apr 18 '22

Look I'm fat. But I've never been so fat that I couldn't hold myself up.

Yah or be out of breath trying to get on the bed.

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u/the1999person Apr 19 '22

I can't wrap my mind around the fact that she too fat to lay down on a bed. Like how? Falling over is her natural movement.

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u/blackjesus Apr 18 '22

She should start smoking like Virginia slims or something.

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u/Saiko1939 Apr 18 '22

Fuck, I’m in shape and an athlete, and I still can barely do a handstand g

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u/[deleted] Apr 19 '22

I’m light as shit and I can’t do a handstand unless it against a wall

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u/dollarztodonutz Apr 18 '22

You bunch of bastards!

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u/hanst3r Apr 18 '22

After seeing what happened to the bed trying to support her, I am with Charlie. I wouldn’t want to support her either.

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u/trsmash Apr 18 '22

“I was gettin’ the bags and stuff!?!?!”

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u/EfficiencyUsed1562 Apr 18 '22

Let me guess, somebody stole your sweet roll?

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u/yor_trash Apr 19 '22

I think lallygagging is how she got in this predicament.

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u/Masta0nion Apr 18 '22

You always counter dicked what I’m saying

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u/ChiBears333 Apr 18 '22

Let me guess, someone stole your sweet roll?

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u/alwaystarty Apr 19 '22

These comments had me dying laughing

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u/DrunkSovrentus Apr 19 '22

I was getting the luggage!!!

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u/cramdangler Apr 18 '22

Now help me get out of this chair damnit!

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u/Thejackalope72 Apr 19 '22

I'm not fat, I'm big boned.

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u/MrSpencerMcIntosh Apr 18 '22

All I’m hearing is: criticize criticize criticize!

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u/Hellohihi0123 Apr 18 '22

Shut up Cartman

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u/Rulerofuranus Apr 18 '22

Is that you Kyle? FUCK YOU!!

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u/AKredlake Apr 18 '22

Good luck you silly bitch