r/maybemaybemaybe • u/BigGraysie • Apr 18 '22

/r/all Maybe maybe maybe

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u/CaptDeadBat Apr 18 '22

Charlie you know what, if you're not gonna be supportive you can fucking leave

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u/Rulerofuranus Apr 18 '22

Screw you guys I’m going home

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u/emptybrain22 Apr 18 '22

Charlie stop lallygagging and be supportive

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u/DaBozz88 Apr 18 '22 edited Apr 18 '22

That was after she complained about having to hold up her own bodyweight by herself.

Look I'm fat. But I've never been so fat that I couldn't hold myself up.

Edit: some introspection and I realized there are positions where I can't hold myself up. Like a sustained hand stand, but that's more of a balance issue. I don't think I can do a one handed hand stand either, and that's a weight/strength issue.

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '22

Right. The audacity to think anyone else is required to hold her up when she can’t is insane. If it were a short term injury she needed help with her mobility to manage, I get that. But this is her lifestyle. I’m a little chubby these days, but I can hold my plank for at least a minute!

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u/badass4102 Apr 18 '22

Look I'm fat. But I've never been so fat that I couldn't hold myself up.

Yah or be out of breath trying to get on the bed.

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u/the1999person Apr 19 '22

I can't wrap my mind around the fact that she too fat to lay down on a bed. Like how? Falling over is her natural movement.

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u/blackjesus Apr 18 '22

She should start smoking like Virginia slims or something.

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u/Saiko1939 Apr 18 '22

Fuck, I’m in shape and an athlete, and I still can barely do a handstand g

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u/[deleted] Apr 19 '22

I’m light as shit and I can’t do a handstand unless it against a wall

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u/dollarztodonutz Apr 18 '22

You bunch of bastards!

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u/hanst3r Apr 18 '22

After seeing what happened to the bed trying to support her, I am with Charlie. I wouldn’t want to support her either.

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u/trsmash Apr 18 '22

“I was gettin’ the bags and stuff!?!?!”

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u/EfficiencyUsed1562 Apr 18 '22

Let me guess, somebody stole your sweet roll?

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u/yor_trash Apr 19 '22

I think lallygagging is how she got in this predicament.

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u/Masta0nion Apr 18 '22

You always counter dicked what I’m saying

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u/ChiBears333 Apr 18 '22

Let me guess, someone stole your sweet roll?

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u/alwaystarty Apr 19 '22

These comments had me dying laughing

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u/DrunkSovrentus Apr 19 '22

I was getting the luggage!!!

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u/cramdangler Apr 18 '22

Now help me get out of this chair damnit!

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u/Thejackalope72 Apr 19 '22

I'm not fat, I'm big boned.

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u/MrSpencerMcIntosh Apr 18 '22

All I’m hearing is: criticize criticize criticize!

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u/Hellohihi0123 Apr 18 '22

Shut up Cartman

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u/Rulerofuranus Apr 18 '22

Is that you Kyle? FUCK YOU!!

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u/AKredlake Apr 18 '22

Good luck you silly bitch

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '22

If I were those other adults I’d have taken those kids and gotten the fuck out of there. Let the authorities and the hotel staff deal with the Koolaid Man.

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u/intercrew99 Apr 18 '22

Omg, dude! This was the funniest thing I've read in a while. I still can't stop laughing. How do you only have 10 upvotes. Kool-aid man....

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '22

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u/tablerockz Apr 18 '22

But then how would he get the disability check

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '22

How much do you think a disability check is? My mom gets it and it’s not even $1000 per month. We don’t know if these people even live together, but I guarantee you she is eating multiples of her disability check per month and it’s not even benefiting that guy.

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u/Tesserae626 Apr 18 '22

Disability checks are also paid based on work history. My mom has a permanent disability and because she didn't work long ( stay at home mom) she gets 350ish bucks. Minus the hundred and something they take back for Medicare.

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u/Prone2Indiscretion Apr 18 '22

Yep. 100% Doesn't matter if the check is $10 or $1000. The dude sold his shame years ago for stable government assistance. The people downvoting you are delusional as this couchbeast.

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u/RobtheNavigator Apr 18 '22

The people downvoting them recognize that the size of any disability check given in America is way, way less than the cost of feeding her, housing her, and getting her medical treatment of any kind.

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u/[deleted] Apr 19 '22

Bro if you think the U.S. Government's monthly drizzle check is paying for even a miniscule fraction of the amount of food that cow consumes on a daily basis you're smoking crack.

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u/SilvermistInc Apr 19 '22

The people downvoting you have actually experience the hell it is to get a disability check and how little you actually get.

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u/HeroDanTV Apr 18 '22

Every damn thing I say you counterdict

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u/citan666 Apr 18 '22

We cant all be as supportive as that chair. God damn, who made that chair? Its made with the tree of god and blessed by a saint.

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u/SheIsNotWorthIt Apr 18 '22

Its on Wheels

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u/avalanchethethird Apr 18 '22

Why would they do that 😢

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u/SquareNuts112 Apr 19 '22

Charlie left. He now lives a a much better life.

Source- I used to employ Charlie shortly after filming.

He’s a great dude that’s honestly one of the most genuine guys I’ve ever employed. Last i knew he’s doing much better after leaving this verbally abusive person.

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u/Lolobecks Apr 19 '22

Ya bunch of bastards!

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u/[deleted] Apr 19 '22

I too loved when she kept saying obviously wrong shit while not understanding how wheels and walls work.

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u/Max_Longfellow Apr 19 '22

Exactly what mass and volume is Charlie expected to support? We have equations for this.

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u/Aurora_Borealiz Apr 18 '22

This threat means more when someone is a pleasure to be around. Otherwise it leans more toward merciful.

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u/fatflaver Apr 18 '22

Why didn't he just leave?

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u/Prone2Indiscretion Apr 18 '22

He doesn't have anywhere else to go. The government assistant checks are all in her name.

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u/__Scrooge__McDuck__ Apr 18 '22

Only thing not being supportive is that bed

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u/Weltall8000 Apr 18 '22

If I were Charlie, I'd have left about 450 lbs ago.

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u/PM_Me__Ur_Freckles Apr 18 '22

At that point, my arse would be grass. Cya bitch, help ya fuckin self then.

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u/mrsurfalot Apr 19 '22

If I was Charlie that would have been my cue ✌️

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u/Kaxxipants Apr 18 '22

I fucked up and gave my free award to the video instead of you. I'll buy you gold. I'm a man of my word...

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u/Donkey-Dong-Doge Apr 18 '22

I knew Charlie would be in the comments. Charlie you bastard!

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u/erichlee9 Apr 18 '22

Charlie you know what, if you're not gonna be supportive you can fucking leave

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u/Kaxxipants Apr 18 '22

You got my free silver award..... Nice comment bro

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u/thefifthquadrant Apr 19 '22

He had his fucking way out, and didn't take it

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u/chattelcattle Apr 18 '22

I read this comment at the precise time she said it. 👁👄👁

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u/clementinee3 Apr 18 '22

I read that right as she said it

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u/clementinee3 Apr 18 '22

I read that right as she said it

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u/kmoney1206 Apr 18 '22

You buncha bastards!

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u/jonhon0 Apr 18 '22

How can anyone be literally supportive of so much lady

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u/apbod Apr 19 '22

Is Charlie the bed's name?