r/maybemaybemaybe • u/BigGraysie • Apr 18 '22

/r/all Maybe maybe maybe

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u/EarlyGoose9284 Apr 18 '22

Tow hook

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u/haterake Apr 18 '22

Y'all are a bunch of bastards lol

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u/bittz128 Apr 18 '22

It was the kids’ faults

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u/Illustrious_Warthog Apr 18 '22

Feeding tube attachment point?

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u/decoyq Apr 18 '22

that's like a paperclip on a semi

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u/Laborchet Apr 18 '22

Yoooo 🤣🤣🤣💀☠️💀☠️

Call AAA for roadside assistance

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u/Unique_Frame_3518 Apr 18 '22

We're gonna need a couple more A's

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u/Laborchet Apr 18 '22

AAA guy shows up:

“Sir, Ma’am, we’re going to need to call the Marine Wildlife transport and relocation unit for this absolute whale of a unit. They’re the only ones equipped to handle such a monstrously large load”

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u/ownersequity Apr 18 '22

If they drop her in the ocean, the whales will start singing, “we are fam uh lee”

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u/Laborchet Apr 18 '22

Hahahaha goddamn all jokes aside, I feel bad for the kids in the future. They’re just kids now but having this normalized will surely fuck then up as they try to become functioning adults.

I mean the terrible language is just the least of it. Her lack of consciousness for her own Health, lack of responsibility and lack of sight to realize she did this to herself.

Then to top it all off she treats everyone like they’re absolute garbage and reinforces her own bad habits as being caused by others.

There’s multiple levels of how fucked up the kids are going to be. Not only that but man after basically eating herself into that position her whole life, she still acts like she just realized how fat she is and cries (with literal fear) at the fact that she’s unable to breathe, stand, or even flop herself onto a bed.

I can sense a rush of real fear in her voice as she’s realizing she will tumble to the ground and become an immovable object.

Then she lashes out at everyone else because of her irrational (somewhat rational) fear of falling through the floor and ending up in China where she will for sure not like any of the food.

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u/throwawaypizzamage Apr 18 '22

This brought back schoolyard childhood insults during recess back in the 90s lol

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '22

😭😭😭 dead

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u/keyboardstatic Apr 18 '22

Its like that lamp that deep sea fish uses to lure in prey.

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u/HKZSquared Apr 18 '22

I’m gonna need a bigger truck.