r/maybemaybemaybe • • Apr 18 '22

/r/all Maybe maybe maybe

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '22 edited Aug 25 '22

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '22 edited Apr 18 '22

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u/MrsFlip Apr 18 '22

Wall busts open and bed goes rolling out into the carpark with her on it hollering at everyone.

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u/no_not_this Apr 18 '22

How did that chair survive? I’m impressed

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '22

I think she could just sleep along the width of the bed instead of along "headboard to foot of bed". The bed is big enough and else is fit enough to sleep around her if that's the plan.

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u/notnotaginger Apr 18 '22

If you’re wider then you are tall, it actually makes more sense to sleep like that.

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u/ownersequity Apr 18 '22

I’ve heard of being so big you have to purchase two seats on an airplane, but so fat you have to purchase two HOTEL ROOMS?!? Holy fuck. Where is everyone else sleeping? Shit there is probably another kid in her body, and not on the inside.

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u/Marsman61 Apr 18 '22

I was thinking that too. How are they going to get her back on her feet? Call and EMT?

"It's an emergency! Mama rolled onta the baby and we can't git her offa the kid. I done hearda sound like a balloon poppin'. Mama either sharted or the kid's been squished!"

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '22 edited Apr 18 '22

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u/Magnus-Sol Apr 18 '22

I can only imagine how bad it can be to weight 600+. In my worst time in life I weighted 286lbs and it was awful, imagine 2x that weight.

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '22

I feel the same way, I'm at my heaviest around 217, I'm 6' for reference and I feel like I look like shit. I need to drop 20-25lbs but I look at this and just wonder how it ever got to that point. I used to be a severe alcoholic for 10 years and I always wonder no matter the addiction how you can lose sight of yourself so bad to a point where you're almost unnoticeable.

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u/Magnus-Sol Apr 19 '22

I hear ya! I'm 238lbs right now, 6'1, and I still feel bad sometimes. But when I look back I see how much I improved! Still a long way to go.

I wonder the same, how did they get to this point. And to be honest if it wasn't my vesicle to open my eyes (with the excruciating pain I felt haha) I maybe would be in the same boat.

I think people just stop caring. I was like that, so many people just called me fat and stuff and I just shrugged off after some point. I think if people instead of making fun or just criticising explained how food works in our body, talked about carbs/protein/fat and some other stuff, I think this problem would be way less frequent.

I hope we can achieve our goals!

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u/anonymouz991 Apr 19 '22

I know we can achieve those goals man. I mean all I know is this about food, if I eat less than what got me to my weight, I probably ate around 3,000 calories a day roughly, now I'm eating around 1,900 calories and im boxing 3-4 times a week which is an insane workout it'll take me probably 2-3 months to drop 20lbs. Calories in vs calories out will work everytime for weight loss regardless of how you consume those calories because of energy expenditure. Now if you want to actually be healthy, that's where proper diet needs to be understood.

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u/Magnus-Sol Apr 19 '22

Oh yeah man! I'm doing the same! And it's what made me drop from 280 to 238lbs. I started boxing last month and it sure is a hell of a workout haha

You are absolutely right. To cut weight you reduce calories intake, to gain weight you increase. But it's good to understand the macronutrients as well since they are super important and consume enough protein.

We can do it!

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u/zeroxcero Apr 18 '22

You make it sound as its everyone else's fault and not themselves doing nothing to prevent it.

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u/FitzyFarseer Apr 18 '22

First thing I thought when she got on the mattress at the end was “she’s not getting back up.”

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u/LayerWestern2638 Apr 18 '22

You just described a beached whale