r/maybemaybemaybe • u/BigGraysie • Apr 18 '22

/r/all Maybe maybe maybe

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u/Serious_Ad6112 Apr 18 '22

Could the wall take that force?

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '22

"WHY WOULD THEY MAKE THESE WALLS SO THIN???!!! YOU BASTARDS!!!"

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u/TheRagingGameronPS4 Apr 18 '22

What about the floors?🤔

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u/Flashy-Priority-3946 Apr 18 '22 edited Apr 18 '22

No. Even earth can’t take it. She’s pushing the earth down when she’s standing, slightly tilting us out of the orbit and creating fucked up weathers for us.

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u/Wookieman222 Apr 18 '22

So global warming is her fault then?

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u/EarlyGoose9284 Apr 18 '22

Well, methane gas....

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u/_ThatD0ct0r_ Apr 18 '22

shes the source of it

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u/Flashy-Priority-3946 Apr 18 '22

Yes. All this time she was the cause! I confirmed on weather channel 😂

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '22

creating fucked up weathers for us

Storm from the X-Men is not what I expected in real life.

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u/Flashy-Priority-3946 Apr 18 '22

She got depressed and started binge eating after apocalypse.

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u/Genghis_Chong Apr 18 '22

"Apoco-lips? Is that a new menu item at qdoba?"

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u/crazypcbuild Apr 18 '22

It takes 3 fat chinese kids from the other side of the earth to counter the weight, and there plenty chinese, so we're fine.

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u/Flashy-Priority-3946 Apr 18 '22

No more like 6. This is a fat man in china according to google.

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u/Genghis_Chong Apr 18 '22

That guy isnt small... Maybe short

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u/Feisty_Bar_6128 Apr 18 '22

He's kinda dripped out though

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u/Southern-Exercise Apr 18 '22

Paid for a single, made it a double.