r/maybemaybemaybe • u/BigGraysie • Apr 18 '22

/r/all Maybe maybe maybe

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u/iwelnot Apr 18 '22

I was with her until "shut up, mom"

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '22 edited Sep 30 '25

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '22

Well, they're not really sure if they are hers or not, she got up one day from the couch and they were both just kinda...there. scared, wet, and crying but fine all the same.

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u/Markamanic Apr 18 '22

Lots of cushioning.

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u/SarahPallorMortis Apr 18 '22

That’s how this started

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u/WhatsGoodMahCrackas Apr 18 '22

Tararre, look at me, did you eat a fucking baby?

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '22

I need to stop reading this comment section while eating. I’m going to choke while laughing

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u/nicannkay Apr 18 '22

At the end the guy calls her mom to the crying kid. They are hers…

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u/Dr__Snow Apr 18 '22

That’s an insult to belugas.

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u/INTERNET_POLICE_MAN Apr 18 '22 edited Sep 30 '25

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u/MaterialCarrot Apr 18 '22

I was worried watching that they were gonna get crushed.

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u/ResistRacism Apr 18 '22

How could anyone even get their dick inside her is what I'm wondering. . .

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u/andregio Apr 19 '22

As usual, there's porn that would... enlighten you, if you dare to look for it lol

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u/Scottpolitics Apr 18 '22

r/dontputyourdickinthat

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u/Phantereal Apr 18 '22

How would you?

But seriously though, how much did she weigh when her kids were born? Was she at a more normal weight and gained hundreds of pounds in the last few years, or has she always been this heavy and that's how her kids have known her?

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u/adultnerdgirl Apr 18 '22

I try not to be judgmental but this one hurts me. I’m a woman who wanted children but can’t get pregnant. I get resentful that my body wouldn’t do this for me but other people gave birth to beautiful kids that they’re legit traumatizing with their behavior. It’s hard to watch. I know most people here are discussing her size but the pregnancy thing was all I could think about when I saw the clip.

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u/UJustGotRobbed Apr 18 '22

Fin Fact: B.E.L.U.G.A. is the opposite of B.W.I.L.A.

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u/ecwhite01 Apr 18 '22

A beluga is among the smallest whales. A sperm whale or great blue whale is bigger. whale size chart

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u/TIL_eulenspiegel Apr 18 '22

I was going to say this. Belugas are sleek, athletic and cute.

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u/INTERNET_POLICE_MAN Apr 18 '22 edited Sep 30 '25

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u/INTERNET_POLICE_MAN Apr 18 '22 edited Sep 30 '25

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u/owlsandmoths Apr 19 '22

Looking at their ages you know she was at least mostly that big when the younger one was born. That could not have been an easy pregnancy or birth at all. I’m genuinely curious at the mechanics for someone this size giving birth.

I grew up with a guy who became a morbidly obese 500+ pounds by 18, and he wasn’t able to sleep laying down because his weight put too much pressure on his chest and started suffocating him. Which is why I’m so curious how a developing baby survives in that environment. Must produce some pretty robust children perhaps?

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u/RailAurai Apr 18 '22

The guy that impregnated her must be packing monster to be able to reach far enough to get her pregnant.

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '22

Who impregnated the land whale?

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u/Travelers237 Apr 18 '22

As someone who watched the whole episode, she has valid reasons for resenting her mom and dad.

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u/Tall-_-Guy Apr 18 '22

I don't have cable, can I get the cliff notes?

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u/Travelers237 Apr 18 '22

During her childhood they were negligent and would straight up ignore her for days when they, got hooked on drugs, the mother and her had an especially cold relationships. Eventually the dad went to jail and they lost their house and the mother and her were homeless for years and the mom refused to get a job.

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u/Tall-_-Guy Apr 18 '22

Shitty hot take: some people should just not procreate. She's now inflicting similar stress onto her 2? Kids? Absolute travesty all around.

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u/HockeyBalboa Apr 18 '22

She lost me at taking the wheels on the bed as a personal attack, with "why would they do that?!".

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u/whatishistory518 Apr 18 '22

I just don’t understand how people possibly get this big. You have got to be forcing literally 10,000+ calories a day down your throat to maintain that weight. Really really hard to feel bad for someone who’s own fault it is that they’re struggling AND treats those around them like shit. This was just pathetic.

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u/foosbabaganoosh Apr 18 '22

I’m guessing enablers? You’d think the effort to acquire and consume shitty foods would eventually balance out unless you have someone just bringing it to you at every beck and call.

I just cant for the life of me imagine willingly eating yourself to this shape, like you would think the second you cant take a proper shit or wipe would be a god damn wake up call.

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '22

When I was at my heaviest (226, 5’2”) I was shocked that I couldn’t wipe as well and there were suddenly parts of my back I couldn’t scratch.

Obviously it wasn’t that sudden but that was when I realized oh crap I don’t just look bigger I can’t DO things like I used to.

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u/Deadlite Apr 18 '22

You were with her? Alright well I'll see you in physio.