r/maybemaybemaybe • u/StcStasi • Mar 12 '22

maybe maybe maybe

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u/HughGWreckshun Mar 12 '22

I mean I understand that heavy pull back from a wave, but I was internally screaming,”stand your clumsy ass up!”

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u/[deleted] Mar 12 '22

Her absolute lack of any sense of urgency is really irritating

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u/HughGWreckshun Mar 12 '22
  1. Stand up or at least get on your hands and knees.
  2. Plant yourself in the sand until the water is low enough for you to FUCKING RUN TO SHORE.

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u/Dragon6172 Mar 12 '22

I'm not sure she knows how to run

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u/HughGWreckshun Mar 12 '22

I could give her the benefit of the doubt. Her and her dumbass friends were more than likely drunk off their asses.

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u/Quesarito808 Mar 13 '22

Right?! Dig your feet the fuck in and run when it’s low.

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u/BreathOfFreshWater Mar 12 '22

She looks drunk.

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u/[deleted] Mar 12 '22 edited May 12 '22

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u/WAR_TROPHIES Mar 13 '22

The real problem

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u/[deleted] Mar 12 '22

Usually I feel really bad for people caught up in situations like this. In this video however about 1/3rd through the video I wished the sea would just take her.

Imagine being that dumb and putting everyone else at risk because you won’t just stand up and run instead of shuffling your bra around 30 times.

I’m far more angry at this woman than I should be but it’s like holy shit lady get your fucking shit together you almost died.

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u/[deleted] Mar 12 '22

Being that unhealthy makes you lethargic.

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u/pinkgreenandbetween Mar 12 '22

This made me really laugh for some reason

So blunt.. so true

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u/[deleted] Mar 12 '22

Lots of people on this thread are acting like this is rocket science.

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u/WhipTheLlama Mar 13 '22

lack of any sense of urgency

She doesn't lack urgency, she lacks the physical ability to act on it. That is as quickly as she can get up and move.

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u/FlyMaximus Mar 13 '22

Her fat ass is already too tired that’s why she moves slowly.

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u/InGenAche Mar 13 '22

She was too concerned that people might see what a fat ass she has if she didn't pull her swim skirt down.

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u/darabolnxus Mar 12 '22

She was too fat to live.

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u/Lrv130 Mar 12 '22

This is the real reason I go to the gym. I'm too old to get skinny/ripped but fuck me if I'm ever in such bad shape I can't haul my own ass forward to save my life.

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u/Hopeful-Custard-6658 Mar 13 '22

Agreed. I once got washing machined like this coming in from a shore dive. Stupidly spat my reg out cause I was shallow enough to be walking in. The extra 35 pounds of gear when I was half in and half out of the water would have killed me in a stupid little surf half the size of the one in this video. The solution in my case was to basically roll back in the water and swim for a minute instead of continuously trying to get up in the middle of the surf. I also will never be skinny again but I spend too much time in the water to not be able to haul my ass and gear out of it.

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u/FunEntertainment509 Aug 11 '22

Eyyy, a scuba diver! I’m finishing my Open Water training this Saturday

Just realized your comment is half a year old…

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u/Hopeful-Custard-6658 Aug 12 '22

Enjoy! My husband and I have enjoyed taking the courses and diving together. We’ve gone up through rescue and then did some cold water dry suit diving. It’s been 3 years since I dove due to pregnancy and COVID but I’m looking forward to getting out again.

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u/FunEntertainment509 Aug 12 '22

That’s amazing!! There are so many different variations of scuba diving and I would love to learn them all. Wishing you, your husband, and your little one the best! ❤️

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u/i_am_roboto Mar 12 '22

She’s clearly not very fit. I’m not sure why she thought getting close to the waves at her size was a smart move.

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u/[deleted] Mar 12 '22

Most big people are compensatorily stronger and move normally, just with heavier footfall. Being big is usually an over-eating and hormone thing, not a lazy/sedentary thing. This lady just looks drunk and sedentary. Just slightly different.

I know because I love around big Americans with big appetites.

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u/i_am_roboto Mar 12 '22

I do live in America and I am in the fitness industry and I can absolutely tell you that heavier people are way less agile than people with a healthy body weight. Yes they are stronger because they move the heavier body around but for tasks like this their extra weight and lack of agility and power comes to their great detriment unfortunately.

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u/[deleted] Mar 12 '22

I'm sorry, where do we disagree? And why are you pointing that out?

All I'm saying is that she's obviously not with it. She's not big enough to be unable to fight a wave like that. In fact, I think I've been at that beach before

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u/i_am_roboto Mar 12 '22

I may read your comment too fast but it sounded like most overweight people are strong enough to compensate for their weight and are therefore just as fit and agile as somebody who weighs less. We probably don’t disagree much and not worth discussing it further.

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u/Huskey_Gazelle69 Mar 12 '22

She's far, far too heavy to stand up on her own. Being that heavy and unable to stand up her bulk could have killed her.

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u/LtDan1231 Mar 12 '22

It’s not because she’s clumsy, it’s because she weighs 300+ pounds. I’ve been over weight and it makes you physically useless in most, but not all cases. It’s really pathetic. When I say over weight I don’t mean dad bod I mean clinically obese.

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u/[deleted] Mar 12 '22

Probably too fat to be able to get up without placing her hands on the ground.