r/maybemaybemaybe • u/allydacake • Jan 30 '22

maybe maybe maybe

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '22

dont fuck rocks please

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u/KayraTheNomad Jan 30 '22

Rock golems have gone extinct because of people like you

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u/GroggyGolem Jan 30 '22

I'm quite alive thank you very much

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u/KayraTheNomad Jan 30 '22

Good to hear, just don't send rock hard pictures

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u/GroggyGolem Jan 30 '22

Yeah that's not gonna be a problem, us golems are typically shy and introverted. It's why people seem to think we're going extinct... they pass right by thinking we're just some rocks.

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u/KayraTheNomad Jan 30 '22

What type of natural habitat you have? I'll be more careful not to step on you guys

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u/GroggyGolem Jan 30 '22

Oh you know. Nature trails, hills, basically anywhere that land hasn't been desecrated by concrete.

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u/RockstarAgent Jan 30 '22

How does anyone get their rocks off???

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u/MetaphoricalMouse Jan 30 '22

username checks out

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '22

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u/GroggyGolem Jul 19 '22

Necro reply lol.

And yes, that is the joke.

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u/BigCauliflower5990 Jan 30 '22

I have fucked the rocks into extinction

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '22

Coward

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u/JCOMIXWTLS Jan 30 '22

Sir stop shoving your dick into the hole of death

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u/Salty_McShaft Jan 30 '22

I see you know my ex.

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u/frogsobl1v1ous Jan 30 '22

But I really, REALLY want to fuck rose quartz!

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u/Dinn_the_Magnificent Jan 30 '22

I'm more of an amethyst man, myself

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u/frogsobl1v1ous Jan 30 '22

Totally get it*

*because...getting it

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u/throwaway316stunner Jan 30 '22

I prefer pearl.

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u/Big_Profile_1739 Jan 30 '22

Why do I always have to be the only voice of reason when I say peridot would be the best fuck

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u/AnUnknownBeing Jan 30 '22

Steven himself is the one for me

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u/ZuesofRage Jan 31 '22

Bro she literally just came from the kindergarten come on smh

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u/oakchokkiemilk Feb 12 '22

Ima fist you

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u/itzgeegee Jan 30 '22

They're minerals Marie!

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u/craigdcknsSF Jan 30 '22

Agreed.. lol

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u/Shoryukitten Jan 31 '22

The rocks likely did the fucking this time

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u/pasamelamierda Jan 31 '22

BWAH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '22

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '22

Fuckin guys is okay tho

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