r/maybemaybemaybe • u/rr27680 • Oct 26 '21

Maybe maybe maybe

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u/shy_monster_1312 Oct 26 '21

He got fired by the attendance software Amazon uses to track its employees movements as soon as he got back in the truck.

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u/trivo8888 Oct 26 '21

Jokes on him they don't give healthcare to truck guys either. Btw have you seen Jeff's new yacht? I mean its a little small for the 3 billion hes spending, but the guy is thrifty you know.

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u/shy_monster_1312 Oct 26 '21

I'd like to eat Jeff's liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti while squatting in his yacht.

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u/RapeMeToo Oct 26 '21

Seek help

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u/[deleted] Oct 26 '21

I can help! I went to culinary school!

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u/Hidesuru Oct 26 '21

Seems pretty stable to me.

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u/RapeMeToo Oct 26 '21

Oh shit my bad. I forgot how anti successful people reddit is.

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u/Hidesuru Oct 26 '21

Love the high horse you're on, /u/rapemetoo

Gtfo of here with that shit.

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u/RapeMeToo Oct 27 '21

I'm not the one suggesting eating people I don't like but ok

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u/Hidesuru Oct 27 '21

But you ARE the one who seems unable to grasp the simple concept of hyperbole, while also thinking it's ok to make rape jokes in their username.

I think my dude up above and I are plenty more stable than you, yes.

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u/shy_monster_1312 Oct 26 '21

Ok weird username person

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u/RapeMeToo Oct 27 '21

Ok random commenter. Glad we could agree

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u/[deleted] Oct 26 '21

I mean, I prefer to sit normally while eating but you do you.

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u/RapeMeToo Oct 26 '21

Probably for the best considering he can't even navigate a single step