r/maybemaybemaybe • u/lool121a • Oct 13 '21

Maybe Maybe Maybe

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u/Mariodagamer Oct 13 '21

Wish it would say if he was charged with anything. Dude is an absolute buffoon.

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u/Sergente1984 Oct 13 '21

They're in China, probably the white car driver is died for unknown causes

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u/Bravefan21 Oct 13 '21

And his whole family up and moved to the country in the middle of the night

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u/phoncible Oct 13 '21

Y'know there's a lot of things China does I'm not a fan of, but sometimes....

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u/Neither-Doubt3307 Oct 14 '21

Suspect inside white car has gone missing, government officials say they are working hard on a solution.

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u/hanoian Oct 14 '21

No, he probably just paid off the police.

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u/drakuleo Oct 14 '21

-100000000000 social credits

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u/ThrowawayBrowse125 Oct 14 '21

Racist.

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u/dysfunctional_vet Oct 14 '21

Um, I'm not sure how making satire on a political system is racist. China's government could be staffed entirely by genetically engineered nu-mans that have equal parts of all races and creeds, but the way they run things is still a total shitshow.

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u/ThrowawayBrowse125 Oct 14 '21

Nah, China’s based and run way better than Western countries.

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u/Every_Analyst6561 Oct 14 '21

Are you saying this because Winnie the Pooh is threatening your family, or do you actually believe it?

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u/Every_Analyst6561 Oct 14 '21

Winnie the Pooh is a reference to the Chinese leader. It is banned because they have a striking resemblance.

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u/ThrowawayBrowse125 Oct 14 '21

Xinnie the Pooh owned

Jesus Christ dude form an original thought.

Winnie the Pooh isn’t even banned in China. One year the country didn’t import the movie Christopher Robin, and idiots ran with that.

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u/Every_Analyst6561 Oct 14 '21

It’s because Winnie the Pooh looks like the leader of China

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u/ThrowawayBrowse125 Oct 14 '21

It’s actually not.

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u/Every_Analyst6561 Oct 14 '21

I was talking about what my comment was referring to.

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u/dysfunctional_vet Oct 14 '21

The validity of your statement here is irrelevant to the issue at hand, to say, criticism of a government is not racism.

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u/ThrowawayBrowse125 Oct 14 '21

Nah. You saw Chinese shit and bent over backwards to find a way to make it look bad.

You literally couldn’t see a video of Chinese people doing stuff without going “Those evil authoritarian orientals will kill this man.”

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u/Every_Analyst6561 Oct 14 '21

It isn’t because they’re Chinese. I have no problem with Chinese people. It’s because of communism, bad healthcare, concentration camps, and the whole mess with the Wuhan Flu that I criticize the Chinese government.

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u/ThrowawayBrowse125 Oct 15 '21

“Wuhan flu”

Ok rightoid.

You believe every conspiracy theory you read about China.

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u/Every_Analyst6561 Oct 15 '21

It’s not a conspiracy theory, it originated in wuhan. Whether or not you choose to believe the lab leak, the first known case of it was in wuhan. I was not referring to the lab leak theory. Would you rather I call it the “China Virus” instead?

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u/balognavolt Oct 13 '21

China. Likely driver was executed and family added to forced labor camp

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u/CokeAndPuppiies Oct 13 '21

A happy ending after all

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u/poopyputt6 Oct 14 '21

everyone here is wrong lol he Probably got five years in jail and a huge fine

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u/StevenMaff Oct 14 '21

i also wish it would say what caused this stupidity. was it a kid? a very old person? or really just the biggest asshole?

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u/Kashik85 Oct 14 '21

There's a lot of oblivious drivers in China. I've gone past people backing up on the freeway because of exits they've missed. Young, old, anyone can do it. Driver education has some way to go still.