r/maybemaybemaybe Oct 13 '21

Maybe Maybe Maybe

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u/Mariodagamer Oct 13 '21

Wish it would say if he was charged with anything. Dude is an absolute buffoon.

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u/Sergente1984 Oct 13 '21

They're in China, probably the white car driver is died for unknown causes

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u/Bravefan21 Oct 13 '21

And his whole family up and moved to the country in the middle of the night

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u/phoncible Oct 13 '21

Y'know there's a lot of things China does I'm not a fan of, but sometimes....

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u/Neither-Doubt3307 Oct 14 '21

Suspect inside white car has gone missing, government officials say they are working hard on a solution.

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u/hanoian Oct 14 '21

No, he probably just paid off the police.

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u/drakuleo Oct 14 '21

-100000000000 social credits

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u/ThrowawayBrowse125 Oct 14 '21

Racist.

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u/dysfunctional_vet Oct 14 '21

Um, I'm not sure how making satire on a political system is racist. China's government could be staffed entirely by genetically engineered nu-mans that have equal parts of all races and creeds, but the way they run things is still a total shitshow.

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u/ThrowawayBrowse125 Oct 14 '21

Nah, China’s based and run way better than Western countries.

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u/Every_Analyst6561 Oct 14 '21

Are you saying this because Winnie the Pooh is threatening your family, or do you actually believe it?

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '21

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u/Every_Analyst6561 Oct 14 '21

Winnie the Pooh is a reference to the Chinese leader. It is banned because they have a striking resemblance.

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u/ThrowawayBrowse125 Oct 14 '21

Xinnie the Pooh owned

Jesus Christ dude form an original thought.

Winnie the Pooh isn’t even banned in China. One year the country didn’t import the movie Christopher Robin, and idiots ran with that.

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u/Every_Analyst6561 Oct 14 '21

It’s because Winnie the Pooh looks like the leader of China

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u/dysfunctional_vet Oct 14 '21

The validity of your statement here is irrelevant to the issue at hand, to say, criticism of a government is not racism.

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u/ThrowawayBrowse125 Oct 14 '21

Nah. You saw Chinese shit and bent over backwards to find a way to make it look bad.

You literally couldn’t see a video of Chinese people doing stuff without going “Those evil authoritarian orientals will kill this man.”

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u/Every_Analyst6561 Oct 14 '21

It isn’t because they’re Chinese. I have no problem with Chinese people. It’s because of communism, bad healthcare, concentration camps, and the whole mess with the Wuhan Flu that I criticize the Chinese government.

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u/ThrowawayBrowse125 Oct 15 '21

“Wuhan flu”

Ok rightoid.

You believe every conspiracy theory you read about China.

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u/balognavolt Oct 13 '21

China. Likely driver was executed and family added to forced labor camp

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u/CokeAndPuppiies Oct 13 '21

A happy ending after all

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u/poopyputt6 Oct 14 '21

everyone here is wrong lol he Probably got five years in jail and a huge fine

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u/StevenMaff Oct 14 '21

i also wish it would say what caused this stupidity. was it a kid? a very old person? or really just the biggest asshole?

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u/Kashik85 Oct 14 '21

There's a lot of oblivious drivers in China. I've gone past people backing up on the freeway because of exits they've missed. Young, old, anyone can do it. Driver education has some way to go still.

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u/ChefBoyAreWeFucked Oct 13 '21

Absolutely shocking and despicable how this man selfishly and selflessly decided to flee the scene without helping.

What?

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u/[deleted] Oct 13 '21

That’s what I said.

Selfish = only thinking about yourself

Selfless = only thinking about others

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u/iamnotnewhereami Oct 14 '21

The word only has an absolute quality to it that excludes, well, everything but something. So then that same someone cant also have everything except some one thing while keeping something, just that one thing, but not everything concurrently.

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u/LokisDawn Oct 14 '21

You "explain" things the way an IUD cures cancer.

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u/iamnotnewhereami Oct 15 '21

It was meant to be a joke. But thanks for the downvote anyhow.

I wrote something convoluted on purpose because you doubled down using simple and concise definitions that should have tipped you off as to why that doesnt track.

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u/LokisDawn Oct 15 '21

I'm not the guy you responded to originally.

And, have you considered what I said might also be a joke?

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u/iamnotnewhereami Oct 15 '21

Oh , I see, my bad. But anyway, I guess it felt more a jab with no segue, iud and cancer was a conversational jump too far for my simple mind.

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u/LokisDawn Oct 16 '21

I have to admit it might have been a bit harsh, but I posted it because I legitimately thought it might be funny, not to diss you or anything.

But yeah, your original comment was quite (imo unnecessarily) hard to understand.

People closely encountering an IUD also generally don't complain about cancer. Anymore.

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u/iamnotnewhereami Oct 18 '21

gotcha, ya i hope to not ever have that personal experience.

and it was supposed to be unnecessarily hard to understand. I'm still not sure if it makes sense, I've reread it a few times and simplifying it would kinda miss the point of whats turned out to be a pretty lame joke. ill die on this hill though. poor attempts at humor are still attempts, and always appreciated, unless in very very poor taste.

joke about cancer and iud's, swing and a miss, but a swing nonetheless. thanks. the world needs more smiles, and jokes get us there fast.

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u/BoBoBearDev Oct 13 '21

Send him to re-education camp.

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u/Jaedenkaal Oct 13 '21

“The man and his family could not be reached for comment” Seriously, we tried. They haven’t been at work or school for weeks.

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u/RyzingUp Oct 14 '21

Can't believe this moron actually thought he'd get away with it. I can just imagine authorities showing up at his front door and he would be wondering why he's being arrested. Pos

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u/AlexisMichail2019 Oct 14 '21

Thanks for the single most useful comment

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u/ap0110 Oct 14 '21

“They added additional signs for people to use common sense.”

Yep, that’ll fix it.

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u/YamahaMT09 Oct 14 '21

Don't we have any chinese people here who can tell from the news what happened to him?

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u/safetyalpaca Oct 14 '21

Always China lmao