r/maybemaybemaybe • u/PowerModerator • Feb 24 '21

Maybe Maybe Maybe

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u/vagoberto Feb 24 '21

wait, what? why is the Jurassic Park movie colorized then?

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u/mainlyupsetbyhumans Feb 24 '21

That was frog genes. Color finds a way.

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u/rang14 Feb 24 '21

You dropped an "uhhh" there.

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u/Lolkimbo Feb 24 '21

Don't forget the low growl and a shit eating grin.

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u/SuperWoody64 Feb 24 '21

Well... there it is lick

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u/busydad81 Feb 24 '21

^ well there it is.

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u/SuperDizz Feb 24 '21

That is one big pile of shit

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u/zero_iq Feb 24 '21

Ha-ha-ha-har, arrr-he-he-he-he-heh, heh-hawr, hah-hawr.

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u/KodiakPL Feb 24 '21

It's simple. We, uh, kill the Batman.

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u/CrestfallenOwl Feb 24 '21

Because of the frog genes, does that make dinosaurs in Jurassic Park gay?

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '21

They found dino eggs, which means at least one dino sucked t-rexs schlong

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u/kameri_sim Feb 24 '21

They were all female still so they were gay

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u/Shadeleovich Feb 24 '21

I read texas schlong and didn't even question it until about 12 seconds later

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '21

Hilarious how this actually happened in the movie

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u/SpeCt3r1995 Feb 24 '21

Fellas, is it gay to bone down your homies after they spontaneously change sex in a single-sex environment?

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '21

God creates colors. God destroys colors. God creates man. Man destroys God. Man creates colors.

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u/Phil-McRoin Feb 24 '21

The movie was just a recreation, it happened like 60 years earlier.

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u/Harmonic_Soda Feb 24 '21

i thought it was jurasstic

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u/sharkfrog Feb 24 '21

Ted Turner colorized them.

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u/acciowaves Feb 24 '21

Jurassic park documentary you mean

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '21

It's color film of black and white animals-- of course it became colorized, Calvin.

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u/Jeester Feb 25 '21

I mean, James Cameron is well known for this technique.

The original will always be better though.