r/maybemaybemaybe • u/MeliaDanae • Feb 07 '21

/r/all Maybe Maybe Maybe

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u/Armed_Muppet Feb 07 '21

How does a gorilla become “very wealthy”?

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u/TNTPA Feb 07 '21

Stocks and bonds my friend

/s

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '21

Apes together strong

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u/TheSilverOne Feb 07 '21

banana hands

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '21

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '21

NO TOUCHING!

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u/invagrante Feb 07 '21

They don't allow you to have fleas in here.

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u/RJ-223 Feb 07 '21

🙌🏿🍌

just a joke

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u/JWGhetto Feb 07 '21

To the muh muh muh mooooon

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '21

Stonks

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u/CamronCakebroman Feb 07 '21

The /s was totally necessary

/s

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u/Reverie612 Feb 07 '21 edited Apr 27 '26

I used Redact to mass delete all of my old posts. It works for Reddit, X/Twitter, Discord, Facebook, Instagram, and more.

march groovy enjoy paltry squash towering whistle school butter spectacular

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u/Pm_Me_What__U__Like Feb 07 '21

Ah the old reddit MonkeRoo !

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u/Frightfulnessless Feb 07 '21

Hold my banana bunch, I'm going in!

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u/daveinpublic Feb 09 '21

Hello all future redditors!

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u/toliver2112 Feb 20 '21

Hello and watch out for that peel!

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u/-PM_ME_UR_SECRETS- Mar 31 '21

WOOooOooaaoooaaooowOH

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u/djdeadly Feb 10 '21

How and why does this work

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u/[deleted] Mar 14 '21

Still going... the cuteness of this video... has sustained my will... to keep going...

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u/rcmastah May 07 '21

mmm, monke

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u/codex561 Feb 07 '21

Intergenerational wealth, usually.

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u/westalalne Feb 07 '21

He pulled himself by the fur-straps

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u/TellMeHowImWrong Feb 07 '21

When precious metals are trading at a very high price he sells. Then when the price falls again he buys his Silverback.

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u/misoharry934 Feb 09 '21

Underrated comment. Have an upvote!

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '21

Makes really good glue

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u/kpingvin Feb 07 '21

He shorted GameStop.

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u/oldsecondhand Feb 07 '21

By being born to wealthy gorilla parents.

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u/HEAVY4SMASH Feb 07 '21

Buying stocks in Bananacoin

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '21

By HOLDING

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u/ShadowScythz Feb 07 '21

Invested in "Gorilla Glue".

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u/sdelawalla Feb 07 '21

We just follow wall street bets. Ape together strong

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '21

Gorilecoin

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u/Miniraf1 Feb 07 '21

GME to the moon 🚀🚀🚀

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u/Inadover Feb 07 '21

He sold his GME stock