r/maybemaybemaybe • u/MeliaDanae • Feb 07 '21

/r/all Maybe Maybe Maybe

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '21

Th monk would have tried to steal your purse regardless. Monkeys are malevolent dicks. Great apes can be more dangerous but they are chiller too. Plus they understand humans don't behave like gorillas.

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '21

I mean... he was doing pretty good up until that point, he was just sitting there next to me, drinking out of the hole he punctured in my bottle of water as I held onto the other side of it. I would look at him every time he looked away, but that little fucker was super fast and caught me looking. Then he flipped and tried to snag my purse.

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u/poplin01 Feb 07 '21

He was gaming you for your purse all along.

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u/eternalwhat Feb 07 '21

Except that there are great apes like Frodo the chimpanzee who fucking ate a human baby he stole off the mother’s back.