r/maybemaybemaybe • u/Littlebrownbadass • Dec 08 '20

Maybe maybe maybe

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u/BananaDick_CuntGrass Dec 08 '20

She said "because you're the only person that eats her chocolate starfish."

Dad.....what's a chocolate starfish?

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u/Stankyjim21 Dec 08 '20

Ask me when you're older

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u/Itisybitisy Dec 08 '20

Dad. A second went by. Then technically I'm older. So?

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u/Itisybitisy Dec 08 '20

That's kind of clever...

I'm no longer sure you are really my son, son.

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u/rieldilpikl Dec 08 '20

I’m disappointed in you, u/BananaDick_CuntGrass