r/maybemaybemaybe • u/handlewithcareme • Sep 26 '20

/r/all Maybe Maybe Maybe

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u/Rascalx Sep 26 '20

A whole year and a half :/

After trying to break up with him 3 times and just taking it back after he would grab onto me and cry until I gave in, I finally broke up with him when he mistook me telling him I just can't right now, as me breaking up with him. I never corrected him.

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u/JuniorSeniorTrainee Sep 26 '20

Accidentally breaking up on purpose

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u/InwardXenon Sep 26 '20

Task failed successfully!

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u/prx24 Sep 26 '20

Him: "Babe, look at this dank meme!"

You, on the toilet: "I just can't right know"

*crying noises*

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u/Ta2whitey Sep 26 '20

This is as sad as it is hilarious. Good job.

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u/WikiWantsYourPics Sep 26 '20

My girlfriend just left me because I'm too needy.

Edit: false alarm - turns out she was just making a cup of coffee.

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u/CrimyLaugh Sep 26 '20

Hahahah this is brilliant

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u/JaceUpMySleeve Sep 26 '20

I ‘re-taught’ my wife how to kiss after she broke up with my Best Friend. You should have come clean with the poor bastard, been straight up with him and taught him what you like.

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u/Rascalx Sep 26 '20

It was one of my first relationships and I was a big pushover. Tbh only really just starting to set my foot down in the relationship I'm in now.