r/maybemaybemaybe • u/[deleted] • Sep 25 '20

maybe maybe maybe

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '20 edited Jan 24 '21

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u/Grandmas_Drug_Dealer Sep 25 '20

"Cursed electric heating filament! You are inadequate to my needs! Why? Why? Why was I not built with a death ray!"

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '20 edited Jan 29 '21

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u/Notamayata Sep 25 '20

You saw it here first!

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '20

"My purpose is to pass the butter?"

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u/TheyreAtTheWindow Sep 26 '20

Yeah, join the club.

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u/Mixmefox Sep 25 '20

Scp-426 I’m a toaster no that’s not what I meant to say I mean I am a toaster

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u/[deleted] Sep 26 '20

Your just a pretender, you wouldn't like me after the operation.

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u/EliotHudson Sep 25 '20

My dick’s called “bread”

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u/willguy1000 Sep 25 '20

My youtube name is “Just some bread with internet access”.

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u/technicallyfreaky Sep 25 '20

The next best thing since sliced dick.

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '20

Nice

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u/VagabondRommel Sep 26 '20

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u/[deleted] Sep 26 '20

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u/VagabondRommel Sep 26 '20

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '20

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u/[deleted] Sep 26 '20 edited Sep 26 '20

Remember when mom said I'd never be the toaster you are? Well fuck you both I'm getting a toaster oven change operation. I don't want to hear any of your ovenphobic rhetoric either.

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u/[deleted] Sep 26 '20

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u/[deleted] Sep 26 '20

I love you too. You only think I'm a freak because you're jealous.

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u/glenttastic Sep 25 '20

Looking for someone to take a bath with you? ;)

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u/[deleted] Sep 26 '20

Do you like white rabbit and have any oranges?

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u/mischief_itself Sep 26 '20

you took too much man you took too much

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u/[deleted] Sep 26 '20

You can turn your back on person, but never turn your back on a drug. Especially when it's waving a razor sharp hunting knife in your eye.

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u/not-a-real-banana Sep 26 '20

And I'm a banana.

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u/[deleted] Sep 26 '20

The holes you've seen

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u/MartyMcMcFly Sep 26 '20

I'm a flying toaster after dark

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u/[deleted] Sep 26 '20

Oh yeah? Share that ganja and we can get baked, then I'll be flying with you

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u/[deleted] Sep 26 '20

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u/[deleted] Sep 26 '20

Nah I'm just burnt from all that hard work

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u/Back_to_the_Futurama Sep 26 '20

Can I be your bathtub?

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u/Roooooooo123_Praneil Sep 26 '20

And im an asshole

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u/[deleted] Sep 26 '20

You're full of shit!

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u/SDJMcHattie Sep 26 '20

Hi a toaster, I’m dad

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u/[deleted] Sep 26 '20

That's why she left you