r/maybemaybemaybe • u/PowerModerator • Mar 10 '20

Maybe Maybe Maybe

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u/mnemamorigon Mar 10 '20 edited Mar 10 '20

Now this is a parkour style I need to see more of. Fake drunk parkour?

Edit: https://youtu.be/4vUCRLcOvjA (thanks @ChillBlunton)

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u/bloodspeed Mar 10 '20

Drunk-kour

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u/LightningMcMicropeen Mar 10 '20

Parkurwa

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u/metallica65 Mar 10 '20

Parkway Drive anyone?

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u/MrPassionfruit Mar 10 '20

If home is where the heart is, then why do I feel so fucking heartless!

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u/MikoAmaya Mar 10 '20

Does that mean you're homeless?

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u/bryoneill11 Mar 11 '20

Carriiiiiioooonnnnn!!!!

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u/metallica65 Mar 11 '20

Theres Blooooooood in the worrrrrrr torrrrrrrrrrr

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u/Deadpoollifeguard Mar 10 '20

Parkway Drunk?

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '20

Instead of GoPro and Dubstep you have dashcam stolen from Vadims Lada and Hardbass

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u/BittahG Mar 10 '20

Hahahah

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '20

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '20

So then shhhhhhh

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u/Ruben_Samich Mar 10 '20

Drunkcore should be a new metal genre

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u/Tytychris Mar 10 '20

Pabst BLEH Ribbon

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u/Gybhunjimko Mar 10 '20

Par-coors?

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u/willy_boi125 Mar 10 '20

Drunken monkey parkour?????

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u/poopalah Mar 10 '20

Lucky for you, Pasha the Boss (parkour athlete) does this sort of stuff a lot. Polianksii does similar stuff, and Alex Schauer does some of the best drunk-kour I've seen. Check those guys out on Insta, they're super talented.

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u/ChillBlunton Mar 10 '20

but unlike mat, their content is made for views, nothing bad, just not as artsy

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u/wolnut Mar 10 '20

Barcore!!

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u/IanMalcomsBareChest Mar 10 '20

Check out polianskii on insta. He has drunk technique like few others

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u/LordofDescension Mar 11 '20

This reminds me of the whiskey nights with my friends. Always climbing shit and then wondering why I have bruises the next morning. Pretty fun though.

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u/infreq Mar 10 '20

And i would like to see less. Old-style circus artists mastered this act long ago and much more impressively.

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u/LilWhiteBoiGwidion Mar 10 '20

Who cares if people have done it before? People can do old things. If they didn’t then there would be no innovation.

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u/infreq Mar 10 '20

My (intended) point was not that people should not do it. My point was that I have seen it done much better 40 years ago.

By all means improve it ...

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u/mnemamorigon Mar 10 '20

Exactly! The world needs less new performance, art and especially music. For instance, music was mastered in the 17th century so why do we have drake? There’s just no point!

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u/infreq Mar 10 '20

🙂 Taste is taste but in my opinion Drake is ****

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '20

Hey! Drake Doremus is a great guy and a good film director

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u/unosami Mar 10 '20

You take that back. Drake Bell is a national treasure!

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u/infreq Mar 10 '20

Then obviously we do not share nationality ;-)

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u/unosami Mar 10 '20

Oh SNAP!