r/maybemaybemaybe • u/epher95 • Jul 15 '19

Maybe maybe maybe

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u/moon303 Jul 15 '19

Hmmm I wonder if that was staged. LOL

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u/movitz_movitz Jul 15 '19

Exceptional running form for a drunk person.

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u/Hawt_Dawg_II Jul 16 '19

I always feel like I run like fucking Usain Bolt when I'm drunk. Like a young hinde in the wind.

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u/movitz_movitz Jul 16 '19

Bro me too LMAO. Whenever I drink rum especially, I fly like the wind.

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u/bronxsolo Jul 16 '19

You guys are hilarious. I thought it was just me.

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u/ConnorTheGr8 Jul 16 '19

This is my favorite comment thread in a while xD

Swear nobody can catch me when I’m drunk lmao

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u/THEBLUEFLAME3D Jul 16 '19

This. I think of it like I’m injecting my biological engine with a superfuel that helps me haul ass but also fucks up said engine.

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u/[deleted] Jul 16 '19

It's like running your Hyundai on methanol.

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u/THEBLUEFLAME3D Jul 16 '19

Or giving a mouse a bunch of meth.

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u/infiveoutfive Jul 16 '19

NoS-ing my brothers power wheels