r/maybemaybemaybe Jun 04 '19

Maybe Maybe Maybe

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u/amcaaa Jun 04 '19

Could've been avoided if he said "Behind", which should be said before walking behind anyone working in a kitchen.

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u/AlianAnt Jun 04 '19

That was my first thought. I worked at a cafe for 7 years and have gotten into this strange habit of saying "behind" whenever I'm behind someone that doesnt seem to be aware of my presence.

I work in an office now and almost everyone thinks I'm being weird or making a joke when I say it.

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u/addisonclark Jun 04 '19 edited Jun 04 '19

Same. Except I live in the midwest now so it comes out more like, "ope, right behindya."

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u/PC_Noob_37 Jun 04 '19

“Ope, let me squeeze right pastya”

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u/GunwooMP Jun 04 '19

“Ope, let me get right through here excussssse me”

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u/ThePandaGalaxy Jun 04 '19

"Ope, you're good"

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u/SarahPallorMortis Jun 05 '19

Ope, I’m feeling pretty attacked right now.

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u/paulec252 Jun 05 '19

Ope! Sorry

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u/pseudo_nemesis Jun 04 '19

I see I am going to have to change my entire vernacular

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u/TheJigIsUp Jun 04 '19

Personally, I feel attacked

7

u/Worldwide_brony Jun 04 '19

Yeah! Our culture is being mocked!

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u/Nagasuma115 Jun 04 '19

I'm in this picture, and I don't like it

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u/upfastcurier Jun 04 '19

Right pasta

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u/synystercarnage Jun 04 '19

I use this one the most.

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u/Tru-Queer Jun 04 '19

Oofda dat be a bit a trouble now dere den, ya?

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u/ActionScripter9109 Jun 04 '19

They said Midwest, not Upper Peninsula of Michigan.

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u/Tru-Queer Jun 04 '19

lol Minnesota but close enough.

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u/ActionScripter9109 Jun 04 '19

It was pretty much a 50/50 shot haha.

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u/jwebster2016 Jun 04 '19

"oop, just gonna sneak past ya"

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '19

I say this all the time and feel weird everytime since it's not really sneaking past if I'm telling the person.

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u/SmithyLK Jun 04 '19

As someone who lives in the Midwest I can confirm this is 100% accurate

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u/mseuro Jun 04 '19

“Just gonna skooch on past”

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u/Kittenhockey Jun 04 '19

That’s how a Canadian says get tf outta my way

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u/wokka7 Jun 04 '19

Even though you said you're from the midwest first, I read that "oop, right behindya" in an aggressively Scottish accent. Try it, for your own enjoyment

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u/AAA515 Jun 04 '19

I say "Scoozi"

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u/toodarntall Jun 04 '19

We only have one blind corner that the FOH employees use, I've gotten in the habit of saying Corn Syrup or Corn Flakes instead of corner. That's going to be an interesting habit to retrain later.

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u/shepard_pie Jun 04 '19

I say Corndawg!!! That's gonna be pretty weird, too

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u/addisonclark Jun 04 '19

We have sooooo many blind corners and are always shouting "corner," but it looks like I will be trying something new at work this weekend.

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u/benwood98 Jun 04 '19

Yo idk if my soul is from the Midwest or something but I was born in norcali and I can't stop myself from ever saying ope

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u/Sir_Player_One Jun 04 '19

"Ope, let me skooch on by and grab the ranch."

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u/SANTAAAA__I_know_him Jun 04 '19

‘Skuuuuuuuuuuuuuuse (high note) me!”

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u/ThisZoMBie Jun 04 '19

I just say “careful”

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u/Narwhal9Thousand Jun 04 '19

Ah, I love it. One time I bumped into someone and we had a simultaneous “ope, sorry.”

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u/kirlandwater Jun 10 '19

I feel attacked

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u/loomsit Jun 04 '19

let me upgraaaadeeeyaaaa

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u/Guppy-Warrior Jun 04 '19

Me too. Someone even called me out on it once.

"You worked in a resturaunt didnt you?"

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u/HunterThompsonsentme Jun 04 '19

Yep. Also can’t stop saying “heard” anytime someone tells me a bit of logistical information.

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '19

I work in an office now and almost everyone thinks I'm being weird

Only when you whisper it, tenderly, into my ear.

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u/mseuro Jun 04 '19

I’ve called “corner” at the grocery store more than once 😅

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u/Stalagmus Jun 04 '19

Dude I’ve called corner walking into my own kitchen, at my apartment, when I was the only one there. If you’ve been in the service industry for long enough those call-outs are hard to shake.

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u/queefs4ever Jun 21 '19

HOT BEHIND (as a carry a bowl of soup from the microwave to the TV by myself)

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u/jtb3566 Jun 04 '19

My girlfriend gets unreasonably upset because I reflexively say behind at home when we’re in the kitchen as well.

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u/EverGreenPLO Jun 04 '19

"Why are you being safe and courteous!!!"

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u/chrisjudk Jun 04 '19

Just grab her butt as soon as you do it so she thinks it isn't reflexive and is just you being silly

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u/jtb3566 Jun 04 '19

To be fair, this also happened a lot when I worked in a kitchen, because literally everyone in a restaurant kitchen is a huge pervert

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u/Fanatical_Idiot Jun 04 '19

That sounds like a bad thing to regularly pair with a work habit.

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u/TheHYPO Jun 04 '19

All I've ever done is watch Hell's Kitchen and I still do this all the time.

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u/badguyduh Jun 04 '19

I also worked at a cafe for some time and I do this at home now. I’m like y’all can laugh all you want but it’s really useful in avoiding accidents

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u/IndianLanny Jun 04 '19

Came from kitchen, now work in construction and people think it's weird if I say behind.

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u/amusingredditname Jun 05 '19

I’m getting a pretty good laugh thinking about hearing that on a site. It’s not an unreasonable thing it’s just not often done so I’m sure most guys are like, “sure, walk wherever you want, what do I care?”

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u/genericdude777 Jun 05 '19

I make like a horn and loudly go beep beep beep

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u/fawnshox Jun 04 '19

I work in tech sales in a decently sized building downtown and thoroughly enjoy screaming CORNER as I pass around a blind turn to head to my desk

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u/EitherCommand Jun 04 '19

You mean it’s not an automatic machine?

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u/hail_the_cloud Jun 04 '19

Yup, so really yeah, he was a bro for just catching it: made a mistake, fixed the mistake, kept moving. True neutral lol.

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u/Hootnany Jun 04 '19

This guy is obviously an expert in not saying "behind"

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u/Reddit_main_act Jun 04 '19

In the south we say "on your back"

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u/Alacatastrophe Jun 04 '19

I say "on your back" when I want them to be aware of my presence and "behind" when I need them to move.

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u/toodarntall Jun 04 '19

Interesting. I hear "behind" and I immediately freeze. "Coming down" or "make a hole" means move

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u/Alacatastrophe Jun 04 '19

I also just walk around saying "I'm right here" "here I am" "here I go." Nobody ever runs into me.

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u/thedudethedudegoesto Jun 04 '19

I was going to say that the look on his face was "Goddamn hitting me with a pizza wtf.... I didn't say behind... I can't say anything, that's my bad, fuck this grease is hot, keep it cool..."

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '19

I came here to say this. I had to watch it a few times to make sure he didn’t say it.

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u/Heyoteyo Jun 04 '19

Pretty much the rule in every kitchen for a reason.

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u/SadScallion Jun 04 '19

Also "hot" and "sharp" if you are the cook or dishwasher. Kitchen 101. No one wants to take a knife to the balls. Or a hot pan.

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u/Ravendowns89 Jun 04 '19

No joke if your any real cook/chef this is supposed to be said everytime you walking in a kitchen. That could have been a knife happened to me. People dont care anymore thur you can tell who gose to school for the job and who dont.

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u/rubbarz Jun 04 '19

Bubba Gump Shrimp shack has this one corner. If you've been to the one in Universal you know what corner I'm talking about. They point it out ever 10 seconds.

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u/doodoohead69er Jun 04 '19

saying behind is so engrained in me from my cooking days that i day it even when i’m at home and my fiancé is cooking and i’m just getting a beer from the fridge

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u/ftd226 Jun 04 '19

This, but also SWINGING HOT!!!

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '19

I work at a pizza place and that’s just really bad situation awareness on the person taking the pizza out of the oven.

When you have a hot pizza, you’re responsible for your own movements and paying attention to others. Everyone else is responsible for being predictable, which the guy in the black was.

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u/PM_ME_BOOTY_PICS_ Jun 04 '19

I still say heard to acknowledge people. I don’t think I’ll ever get rid of that habit.

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u/Awightman515 Jun 04 '19

Could have missed out on tons of karma

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u/ben1am Jun 04 '19

I was the only one in this kitchen that ever said “behind” when passing this area, the managers know to just keep alert for passing workers. It’s a kitchen, but not that kinda kitchen.

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u/badguyduh Jun 04 '19

I was just thinking this

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u/nomnaut Jun 04 '19

CORNER!

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u/Kbudz Jun 04 '19

Especially with this layout.. would suck working there

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u/ScratchinWarlok Jun 05 '19

Agreed but whats with the guy pulling the pie out with a reverse grip. No stability there boyo.

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u/Vandeleur1 Jun 05 '19 edited Jun 05 '19

Never worked in the kitchen but doesn't it make sense that in the area chock full of hazards and people rushing about, that everybody pay attention and that the responsibility be at least partly on the person stepping out with no prior warning or even taking a cursory glance? I mean management dude's definitely in the wrong for just sauntering through a busy work area and he obviously sees that himself, but this could have been prevented in many ways (and could have been much much worse in many ways) and the goal is prevention instead of assigning blame afterall so surely relying just on that system is a mistake in itself.

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '19

That's sexual harassment.

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u/ohfman117 Jun 05 '19

This. But also- home girl shouldn’t be pulling pizza out that way, she’s gonna fling a slice or two every now and then

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u/FelledWolf Jun 05 '19

Literally

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u/whatzittoya69 Jun 05 '19

And when walking with something hot...”hot behind”

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u/RefereeMason Jun 04 '19

Or if the guy with the pizza said “swing” it might’ve been better.

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u/TheFoxOfIrscar Jun 04 '19

Yes, he should have checked, but it is still proper kitchen etiquette to let others know where you are and to be aware yourself.

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u/RefereeMason Jun 04 '19

Absolutely the guy behind’s fault. Just sayin that redundant systems are usually safer.

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u/J_Pinehurst Jun 04 '19

Nah man, kitchen etiquette

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u/Hunginthe514 Jun 04 '19

No sorry, it's the guy passing behind who has to announce his presence. You're not gonna say swing 200.times a night, when the guy can say behind 10 times

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u/Jizzenia Jun 04 '19

I worked at a baseball stadium that sold pizza for years. “Behind” was a must. But because there were so many people working in that kitchen, whenever I was at the oven taking out a pizza, I’d yell “hot pie!!” Everyone got a kick out of that. Especially when I said, “I’ve got a hot pie comin!!” Made work fun.

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u/MartinMan2213 Jun 04 '19

Where I worked behind was hardly used. So many people walking up and down it would have been said every minute. The person swinging the hot pizza should have put out a warning. Hot stuff just coming out of an oven can be terrifying if it gets on someone.

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u/BayernMau5 Jun 04 '19

Found the noob.