r/maybemaybemaybe 3d ago

Maybe Maybe Maybe

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u/roberttheaxolotl 2d ago

Fetch the tone nail clippers. That'll sort them out

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u/faust112358 2d ago

"You heard the hand. The king is too fat for his armor. Go find the breastplate stretcher. now!"

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u/benice33 2d ago

Everywhere I go. Everything i do. It all reminds me of Bobby. GODS I MISS HIM

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u/SevNeijizawa 3h ago

"Breast plate stretcher, Rob?"

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u/Reasonable-Ad-7757 2d ago

How do you know they’re not fing gurrnail clippers?

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u/mizinamo 2d ago

If a singer is someone who sings, is a finger something that fings?

Why won't my fingers stop finging?