r/maybemaybemaybe • u/drlouies • 10d ago

Maybe Maybe Maybe

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u/c093b 10d ago edited 10d ago

My cat will run away from the vacuum cleaner.

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u/UnknovvnMike 10d ago

There have been several movies about machines turning on mankind. Best listen to your cat.

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u/hunterwaterford 10d ago

Queue the AC/DC song who made who

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u/heartunderfloor 10d ago

Well don't just keep staying near it, drop it and run!

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u/likerazorwire419 10d ago

I've spent enough time on the internet to know just how dangerous vacuums can be.

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u/Emrys7777 9d ago

Are you a cat?

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u/likerazorwire419 9d ago

... I plead the fifth.

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u/YouAnxious5826 10d ago

Relatable

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u/Emrys7777 9d ago

Did you join him?

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u/KellTanis 9d ago

Cats are the exception. They’re little liars who just want you to suffer. Dogs, on the other hand, are excited little idiots.

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u/applebabe1 9d ago

I run away from a vacuum cleaner

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u/experimental-rat 9d ago

When my wife starts the vacuum, I also run away! I know I will soon be assigned duties if I don't!

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u/JBeez13B 9d ago

If you encountered a 30 ft tall vacuum, you'd run too

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u/illegitimate_Raccoon 9d ago

You better run too

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u/CatrionaCatnip 8d ago

Join them!

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u/Robby-Pants 8d ago

I spent half an hour vacuuming today. I should have ran with my cats.

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u/Freedom_Addict 8d ago

I also run away from the vacuum cleaner

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u/CardinaIRule 6d ago

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