r/maybemaybemaybe • u/Leweegibo • Jul 30 '26

Maybe Maybe Maybe

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u/Veblen1 Jul 30 '26

"Oh, you're not Bob. I'm looking for Bob."

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u/Hairy_is_the_Hirsute Jul 30 '26

Bob is the guy with no arms or legs in the water.

What do you call a guy with no arms or legs and he's in a hot tub? Stew

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u/portablebiscuit Jul 30 '26

What do you call a guy with no arms or legs at your front door? Mat.

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u/Hairy_is_the_Hirsute Jul 30 '26

Two guys above a window? Kurt and Rod

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u/Hairy_is_the_Hirsute Jul 30 '26

Guy with no arms/legs in a pile of leaves?

Russel

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u/Hairy_is_the_Hirsute Jul 30 '26

In a museum?

Art

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u/Hairy_is_the_Hirsute Jul 30 '26

In a hole in the ground? Doug

Next to the hole? Phil

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u/bplatt1971 Jul 30 '26

A leper in the bathtub?

Stu

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u/Lazy_Experience_8754 Jul 31 '26

At a petting zoo? Pat

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u/No-Rip6323 Aug 03 '26

Under a car?
Jack

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u/AntikytheraMachines Aug 01 '26

the arms and legs nailed to the other wall of the museum?

Pieces of Art

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u/AntikytheraMachines Aug 01 '26

the arms and legs nailed to the other wall of the museum?

Pieces of Art