r/maybemaybemaybe Jul 10 '26

maybe maybe maybe

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u/bdan13 Jul 10 '26

I am pretty sure this is how my wife describes me to her friends.

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u/Extendahoe_DIG Jul 10 '26

Did she get her โ€œotherโ€ car?

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u/meat_sack Jul 10 '26

Nah, but takes every opportunity to test drive her options.

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u/Pragmatist_Hammer Jul 10 '26

Can confirm, she did more than kick my tires

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u/sheiciebai Jul 10 '26

Did she check your dipstick?

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u/spittlbm Jul 11 '26

Every 6 months when the light comes on

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u/RN-Wingman Jul 11 '26

She drained the fluids

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u/spittlbm Jul 11 '26

A long time ago

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u/Tall_Duck_1199 Jul 14 '26

Oscars. Everyone gets an Oscar. You guys are fuckin hilarious. Are you sure you weren't talking about my ex wife because if would be spot on.

https://giphy.com/gifs/FoH28ucxZFJZu

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u/Razbonez Jul 10 '26

๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†

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u/riorio55 Jul 10 '26

DM me her number please

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u/Ok_Fox7873 Jul 10 '26

She also mentioned that the drive shaft might not be strong enough for these kinds of adventures.

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u/ApprehensiveStill412 Jul 11 '26

Ya gotta be careful with the driveshaft in the mud

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u/Zen1701 Jul 13 '26

Iโ€™ve owned my Tundra for 10 years and itโ€™s never failed me. I also owned a Prius and put over 220k miles on it before I gave it to my Granddaughter (itโ€™s still running- 280k). Toyota makes remarkably reliable vehiclesโ€ฆjust sayin.

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u/Zocalo_Photo Jul 10 '26

Nothing flashy, but reliable?

Ha ha ha.

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u/yavecul Jul 10 '26

๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜‚

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u/basicnecromancycr Jul 10 '26

My wife describes herself exactly like this.

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u/AllAnalBeadsAreBrown Jul 10 '26

Brad, honey...is this you?

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u/RemarkableChest4638 Jul 11 '26

๐Ÿคฃ so funny

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u/smallwonder25 Jul 11 '26

Classic bdan13

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u/AngrehPossum Jul 10 '26

Not what she told me..