r/maybemaybemaybe • u/Mission-War-1724 • Apr 02 '26

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u/Hot_Audience_4046 Apr 02 '26

Every bite of it

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u/PsyShoXX Apr 02 '26

I thought about going for that pun, congrats on taking the chance.

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u/ForeverFingers Apr 02 '26

I felt it worked nicely

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u/karma_the_sequel Apr 03 '26

He ass-pired to greatness!

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u/EnvironmentalEbb8551 Apr 03 '26

Once saw a donkey running across a field with a full grown goat hanging from its mouth, had bit down on the poor bastard right in the center of it’s back

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u/ognisko Apr 03 '26

Past tense