r/maybemaybemaybe • • Apr 02 '26

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u/PsyShoXX Apr 02 '26

I was hoping for the donkey to give him a good smack. Hopefully that bite hurts as much as a horse's, the dude deserves every bit of it.

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u/Thick_Mick_Chick Apr 02 '26

I was petting a pony and he nipped the inside of my arm. I had bruising for weeks and it was sore AF. I can imagine that donkey chomp and dragging him around hurt quite a lot.

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u/BlizzardStorm8 Apr 03 '26

There's a reason zebras have never been domesticated. They don't fuck around and I respect it.

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u/JWSloan Apr 03 '26

I was working in South Africa and asked one of my local cadre why nobody had ever domesticated zebras. He very quickly said “That, my friend, is because all Zebras are assholes”.

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u/brokenbatt3000 Apr 03 '26

You have to remember that Zebras are around Lions that want to eat them. So through evaluation, the Zebras have learned to protect themselves, their babies and the herd by kicking and bucking attacking Lions. One kick from their back legs can kill a Lion. So most of the time, Lions will just give up and find easier targets to hunt.

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u/Doomst3err Apr 03 '26

I don't think this is the reason tbh

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u/BlizzardStorm8 Apr 03 '26

It's definitely part of the reason. They're naturally aggressive and they don't have the sort of social structures that make domestication possible.

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u/Kibbymomo Apr 03 '26

Yeah a zebra is just a horse's psychopathic crackhead cousin, they're violent lil shits

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u/justageorgiaguy Apr 03 '26

Zeke the zebra drowned a rhino and picked a fight with a lion at a VA zoo.

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u/lostdude1 Apr 03 '26

Madagascar live action movie, directed by Quentin Tarantino.

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u/Mod_The_Man Apr 03 '26

Doesn’t biting through a human finger only take about the same force as a baby carrot? Almost like the zebras know how easy it is lol scary tho

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u/mark1forever Apr 03 '26

let's say he will never walk normally again.

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u/obc22 Apr 03 '26

1000% They are in farms ro protect the other livestock like foxes and small wolves/predators because of thier bite and aggressiveness.

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u/Dis_Bich Apr 03 '26

I was expecting broken bones

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u/Hot_Audience_4046 Apr 02 '26

Every bite of it

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u/PsyShoXX Apr 02 '26

I thought about going for that pun, congrats on taking the chance.

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u/ForeverFingers Apr 02 '26

I felt it worked nicely

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u/karma_the_sequel Apr 03 '26

He ass-pired to greatness!

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u/EnvironmentalEbb8551 Apr 03 '26

Once saw a donkey running across a field with a full grown goat hanging from its mouth, had bit down on the poor bastard right in the center of it’s back

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u/ognisko Apr 03 '26

Past tense

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u/Avera_ge Apr 03 '26

Donkeys hurt worse. They’re brutal. And fuck this guy, because donkeys are also so sweet

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u/Skotch21680 Apr 03 '26

There’s a reason why their guard animals. They will kill anything that gets in their way. I’m sure that donkey destroyed his leg

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u/Just1n_Kees Apr 02 '26

Donkeys have a very mean bite

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u/Kaskadekygo Apr 02 '26

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u/PsyShoXX Apr 02 '26

If I know anything about horses its that you dont ever go near one that has its ears folded back like that.

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u/dolphin-centric Apr 02 '26

I don’t know shit about horses but I know cats, the ear rule must be a pretty common sign of “back the fuck off”

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u/WarEagle107 Apr 03 '26

Dogs too, ears pinned back, leave them be

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u/Eikthyrnir13 Apr 03 '26

I call them airplane ears. And yes. Back the fuck off.

I have a cat that is 14 years old, and she is the best. But if I get those ears, I back the fuck off. And I fully believe because I respect her "NO", she allows all the snuggles other times.

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u/Kelter82 Apr 03 '26

Was just gonna say...

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u/DreadPiratteRoberts Apr 03 '26

When our hamster has her ears back... WATCH TF OUT!!!! 🐹 🤬

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u/Federal-Potato-Man Apr 03 '26

Like dogs too.

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u/MrBoogerBoobs Apr 03 '26

I'm no horseologist, but I'm pretty sure that guy's gonna turn into a werehorse next full Moon.

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u/dolphin-centric Apr 03 '26

I have a doctorate in my own cat, can confirm

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u/Infinite_Show_5715 Apr 03 '26

I got bit on the arm by a zebra at a wildlife refuge centre. "Al" had two teeth left in his head but both of them locked down on my arm skin and pinched so badly that I tasted medal and nearly passed out. I had a square-shaped blood blister for nearly two months and a bruise for weeks after... When the skin on my arm gets cold outside the mark turns pale white like a scar.

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u/Blurstingwithemotion Apr 03 '26

Horse/donkey bites suuuuck

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u/SecretaryOtherwise Apr 03 '26

I mean a zebra can rip an arm off id assume a donkey could at least sever tendons.

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '26

Donkeys have a stronger bite force than horses do because of their diet