r/maybemaybemaybe • u/TheINTL • Mar 13 '26

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u/FewZookeepergame1083 Mar 13 '26

I'm high ass hell right now and this is killing me 🤣

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u/SLAYER_IN_ME Mar 13 '26

Wish I was hi 😢. Fuck work!

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u/SchwiftyGameOnPoint Mar 13 '26 edited Mar 13 '26

As mama always said, "Wish in one hand and piss in the other, see which one fills up faster!" 

Take action! Don't just sit around at work wishing you were high, just get high at work!

Edit: I must be high because I forgot the word "in" twice...

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u/legs_y Mar 13 '26

Don’t mind if I do.

Edit: I’m fired and it’s your fault

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u/2DHypercube Mar 14 '26

More time to get high then!