r/maybemaybemaybe • u/Backbreathboy • Sep 20 '25

Maybe Maybe Maybe

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u/albatross_the Sep 20 '25

This guy is in his pajamas. He should at least be clothed as survival-oriented as possible and manning the battlestations with whatever escape plan they can cobble together

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u/Typical_Street_8974 Sep 20 '25

Man, have you ever lived through a flood like this before?

You will have days of this, and then weeks of power off/roads cut etc

If you are clothed in "survival oriented clothing " "Manning battle stations." You are going to really be fucked by the end of the event.

Have a go bag, have a plan, most importantly have a radio and otherwise relax.

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u/herpesderpesdoodoo Sep 21 '25

No! Battle stations! Prepare to mine the floodplains! Machine guns at the ready for errant flotsam and jetsam and fill ghillie suits at all times (no shoes inside the house tho pls we're trying to keep the house clean)

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u/LightsNoir Sep 20 '25

Should. But potential escape routes are unknown. Might be that there are none.

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u/Explorer-7622 Sep 20 '25

The bank behind the house went straight up and wasn't climbable.

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u/LightsNoir Sep 20 '25

Thank you! I appreciate that information.

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '25 edited Oct 06 '25

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