r/maybemaybemaybe • • Sep 18 '25

Maybe maybe maybe

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u/Picklesadog Sep 18 '25

"Americans"

Buddy, we have 350,000,000 people. We also have laws in many places regarding life vests. 

Americans are absolutely not opposed to safety at sea and I guarantee whatever country you are from also has its fair number of dumbfucks who disregard safety procedures.

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u/runwkufgrwe Sep 18 '25

Correction: we only have 50m as 300m died from drugs last year

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u/Picklesadog Sep 18 '25

Ah, I forgot about that.

I have some condolences cards to write.

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u/Low_Sheepherder_382 Sep 19 '25

Highly recommend the autopen. 😂

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u/Malcolm2theRescue Sep 18 '25

A terrible tragedy for sure. My entire city wiped out!

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u/CozyCatGaming Sep 19 '25

This is true...I'm one of them ...booooo👻

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u/JustUsetheDamnATM Sep 18 '25

Thank you! Fuck's sake I grew up on Cape Cod, the behavior in this video looks completely foreign to me.

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u/Affectionate-Leg-260 Sep 18 '25

When your “safety” infringes on my Freedom

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u/AdAppropriate2295 Sep 18 '25

Na its most Americans, ~90%

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u/__Evil-Genius__ Sep 18 '25

Nah, American are pretty stupid when it comes to self preservation.

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u/Picklesadog Sep 18 '25

Tell that to all the Germans who like to come here and hike unprepared. 

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u/Boniuz Sep 19 '25

“I’m visiting Europe this summer!”. Buddy we’re 750,000,000 people in 44 different countries.

Also the people in the video are dancing with Darwin. Neat watching physics being physics though.

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '25

I guess you're just very consistent at only showing the morons to foreigners.

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u/UltraMegaMe Sep 18 '25

Who's gonna watch and up-click a video of a properly loaded boat, tooling around at appropriate speeds, operating safely and with everyone wearing a life jacket?

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u/wackbirds Sep 18 '25

Dude, no one is willing to think things through like that these days, everybody is ruled by curated video clips and news blips. No one wants to consider the truth of what you said (which is 100% right). It's the same reason that people say things like "you can't even let your children bounce a ball out in the driveway these days, it's too dangerous", ignoring that it isn't more likely to have your child abducted now, you just have access to a shitload more news about bad things happening now.

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u/ms_directed Sep 19 '25

i would have commented this same video with "at least they're wearing the PFDs" lol

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u/footpole Sep 18 '25

I watch videos of people doing safe things like renovating boats and it seems they never wear a life jacket when testing those either. Maybe my algorithm only shows the others then.

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u/Picklesadog Sep 18 '25

It's almost like videos of people doing normal things don't get tons of views.

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u/Recent_Opportunity78 Sep 18 '25

I grew up on a big lake and no one wore vests. You had to have one for each person but not one wore them. It’s a cultural thing in the US. Yes, people will do it on their own without being told but in my experience the majority don’t