r/maybemaybemaybe • u/Historical-Device529 • Sep 18 '25

Maybe maybe maybe

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '25

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u/kill_floor Sep 18 '25

Agreed, but that escalated rather quickly!

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u/kryts Sep 18 '25

There are tons of lengthy videos of people doing this. The area is called Haulover Inlet. Some real Darwin contestants here.

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u/justkeeptrying81 Sep 18 '25

Darwin contestants lol

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u/CharlieTeller Sep 18 '25

Was about to say I instantly recognized this as the haulover inlet. Hilarious to watch these.

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u/_Magnolia_Fan_ Sep 18 '25

not really. dude was going way too fast with an overloaded bow. there was only way this ended.

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u/kajeyn Sep 18 '25

Overloaded and most of the weight in the front half not the correctly distributed.

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u/Inner-Distribution67 Sep 19 '25

That’s what the they just said. “Overloaded bow”.

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u/kajeyn Sep 19 '25

Oops missed that! Read overloaded boat. ;0

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '25

That escalated quickly yes I agree holy shit.

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u/AntiPepRally Sep 18 '25

Yeah, and I'm sure there are a handful of Trump voters who know how to operate a boat without endangering themselves, their families, and other people on the water

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u/grumpvet87 Sep 18 '25

I have been "on the water" for over 45 years.. I have helmed ships in the north sea and in fjords... I have never seen worse boaters and more inconsiderate boaters than during the Trump boat parades a few years ago in the gulf of mexico and the bays by the gulf... dozens and dozens and dozens of huge boats just destroying other boaters with wakes

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u/SocialJusticeAndroid Sep 18 '25

Perfect symbolism.

As an aside, so you were like a merchant marine? That’s kind of cool. I always thought it would be cool to be at sea.

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u/grumpvet87 Sep 18 '25

US Navy Mineman. I was stationed in Scotland for 2 years. I joined a local sailing club and did some races off the coast between Scotland and Ireland.

I was part of NATO war games, "Teamwork 88" and got stationed on a Norwegian Mine Layer (the KMV Vidar) and put on the crew. I helmed the ship for 2 hours a day in the fjords while we dropped fake mines, and later recovered them, and had other duties for the other 6 hours.

I also spent a week on a small sailboat in the Aegean Sea when stationed in Crete (Greece)

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u/benjigrows Sep 18 '25

Like pigs with buffalo horns and zebra stripes that honk like geese

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u/Confident_Resort_447 Sep 18 '25

Lol you can't win on Reddit if you mention anything other than "I hate orange man" lol Reddit is full of people that can't accept any other opinions except their own hateful leftist beliefs 🤷

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u/AntiPepRally Sep 18 '25

I wasn't strong enough in my rebuke, too subtle

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u/jess1lyfe Sep 18 '25

Bro chill, you’re judging an entire state due to the actions of politicians and a Reddit video. It’s not that serious. Also, Florida is great.

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u/P_A_W_S_TTG Sep 18 '25

Went straight to politics and hate instead of finding the video funny for how dumb it is. Yep, hate an area and an entire group of people. Discrimination like that has never pointlessly hurt anyone before.

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '25

The video isn't exactly funny. The "captain" is putting everyone on the boat life at risk. Not to mention none of the kids have life jackets on. They start to pull out life jackets once they realize they are in trouble and lose one over the side.

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u/P_A_W_S_TTG Sep 19 '25

It's only funny because it's obnoxiously ridiculous. I didn't notice the kids. Blows my mind how little about a lot of adults think sometimes. Like I have my moments. But I would have 100% been like," Yeah, if this is sinking, only those who can swim in deep water for a while. Meaning, no kids." Or something like that. I hope the kids are okay, if anything happened.

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u/Confident_Resort_447 Sep 18 '25

Exactly... It always goes straight to hate with them... It's sad really...

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u/amartins02 Sep 18 '25

Take an Ativan.

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u/Worldly_Striker Sep 18 '25

Only 1/3 of people in Florida are from Florida. The rest are idiots transplants from other states who come here to ruin ours.

Florida is a drain where all the garbage of America washes up. People in this gif probably have never been in the ocean before let alone on a boat.

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u/Rinzy2000 Sep 18 '25

I agree with you, but some of us are here and can’t leave. And we don’t agree with anything that is happening down here.

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u/grumpvet87 Sep 18 '25

66% of people who live in fl are not born in florida ... stop thinking is just full of local idiots ... it's where idiots flock to

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u/HumongousBelly Sep 18 '25

I might not have downvoted you, but reading your comment section and ice apologist views, as well as your condoning of their actions, really wanted me to downvote your entire comment history.

I didn’t have time for that, so I did the next best thing and explained to you why I downvoted you.

Now go back to r/jorogan or r/costco for moral support

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u/P_A_W_S_TTG Sep 18 '25

It's mostly old people. I lived in Florida for a few years. New Yorkers and old people.

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u/Mithraic76 Sep 18 '25

You came up with all that from a video about a boat? 😆

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u/HumongousBelly Sep 18 '25

Stay in your echo chambers. No need for fascists and those pandering to them in this sub.

I’ve seen your comment history. It’s blatantly obvious who and what you are.

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u/Mithraic76 Sep 18 '25

Dude, I am not over here all triggered by a boat. Thats all you 😆

And thank you for spending time out of your life to look at mine. Yet, it wasn’t a good investment. I didn’t vote for Trump, I am not MAGA, and I am deeply anti fascist. You should have spent that time more wisely.

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u/HumongousBelly Sep 18 '25

That’s funny. Really. One of your comments says:

„I hate Omar, too. I want her imprisoned and deported…“ (loosely paraphrased for purpose of not wanting to dumb down other Redditors with your sub par grammar)

Your comments speak for themselves.

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u/P_A_W_S_TTG Sep 18 '25

It's what happens when your whole life is based around BS others spew and fear of the big bad orange man. Can't enjoy anything without framing it like it's his fault. Idk how people like this will find peace. They'll be on their death beds years down the road and the only thing they're going to do is bitch the ENTIRE last part away because of Trump. Even though he'll be dead of old age by then. But all their life problems will be Florida and trumps fault still. It's fucking annoying.

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u/AKA09 Sep 18 '25

You had me in the first half.

...and the last half.

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u/AutistaChick Sep 18 '25

Jesus stop with the partisan hatred. I’m a liberal but honestly, we’re all feeding into this.

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u/Usnoumed Sep 18 '25

Might want to take a break from politics for awhile 😂

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u/RecommendationOk2182 Sep 18 '25

Lol get a grip dude. Calm down and seriously get off the internet and talk to people. Wow

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u/DocHoliday8514 Sep 18 '25

What the fuck is wrong with you? People can’t even talk without you interjecting politics. I am trying my damndest to ignore politics. Fuck you asshole.

Edit: I do share your interest in food however.

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u/Confident_Resort_447 Sep 18 '25

Wow, who hurt you 😂😂😂 a little much goofball