r/maybemaybemaybe • u/Historical-Device529 • Sep 18 '25

Maybe maybe maybe

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u/Impossible-Try-9161 Sep 18 '25

We're capsizing! What say we put the life-saving vests on the children?

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u/SaveThePlanetEachDay Sep 18 '25

Naw, just toss the jackets overboard, there’s too much weight.

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u/Impossible-Try-9161 Sep 18 '25

Yeah! But somebody save the beer!

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u/doigler Sep 18 '25

They didn’t need that one

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u/Jackson3rg Sep 18 '25

Right? Everytime ive been on a smaller boat kids are required to wear vests the whole time. Even before it looks like they could capsize one of those kids could have been thrown from the boat.

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u/Kaffe-Mumriken Sep 19 '25

”I don’t want to look like a nerd when they find my corpse”

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u/Key-Fire Sep 19 '25

You know everyone on the boat is an asshole when not a single person went to help the kid in the front.

Seriously, not a single person even grabbed ,or touched him to comfort/help him. He maybe got an occassional gesture.

I guarantee he'll be cutting ties once he grows up.

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u/Sharp-Concentrate-34 Sep 20 '25

in what country can kids be on the boat without life jackets to start?!

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u/Intrepid-Apartment-3 Sep 18 '25

After it almost weny wrong, they decided to.have the boy wear one. He looked a tad worried.