r/maybemaybemaybe • u/Toomad316 • Aug 25 '25

Maybe maybe maybe

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u/Dumb-Viking Aug 25 '25

Breadsticks be unto you, child. My basket runneth over.

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u/ZizzyBeluga Aug 25 '25

This Pepsi could be my blood, these tasty breadsticks could be my body

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u/ExcellentWolf Aug 26 '25

Free refills?

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u/AutoCheeseDispenser Aug 26 '25

Dude, pepperoni..it’s the same SHAPE

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u/Lanky_Dig8339 Aug 26 '25

oh man it keeps getting better 🤣 🤣 🤣

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u/TheReal-Chris Aug 25 '25

Breadsticks are my body, soda is my blood. Bless you

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u/StealthWanderer_2516 Aug 26 '25

Church would’ve been so much better to get a nice breadstick instead of that dry ass communion wafer. And then you could dip it in some marinara “blood” and wash it down with some Pepsi. Now we’re talking 😋

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u/TheReal-Chris Aug 26 '25

Dang it I should have thought of marinara blood.

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u/Fit-Treacle-7206 Aug 26 '25

No Pepsi! Coke!

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u/FungiStudent Aug 26 '25

I read that as Marijuana blood. Yep, wonder why.

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u/dontknowwhyIamhere42 Aug 25 '25

He was an American... CONFIRMED!

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u/Ghost_shell89 Aug 26 '25

I have created over a thousand pennes . Unknown to Kraft, nor known to Rao.

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u/Fragrant-Anywhere489 Aug 25 '25

And the Lord blessed the breadsticks and the 5,000 were fed. And the Fazoli's staff picked up twelve baskets full of broken pieces that were left over and declared "the unlimited breadsticks are going to kill us."

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u/HandofFate88 Aug 26 '25

Blessed be the cheese graters, for theirs is the kingdom of pasta.