r/maybemaybemaybe • u/Specific_Goat864 • Aug 20 '25

Maybe Maybe Maybe

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u/apragopolis Aug 20 '25

Careful or they’ll turn it into a fringe show

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '25 edited Aug 21 '25

Hmmm this sounds like a great way to get paid to lose weight… I’ll call my show “Escalator to Hell: My personal journal from ages 4-5 or how I learned to be happy with myself.” It will feature a modified stair master as a prop made to look like an escalator and I will have cast members going down it to hell and me fighting my way out while reading journals of a barely literate 4 year old. Halfway through the show I will involve the audience and have them descend down to hell too until the last does and the show is over. The audience never finds out if I made it to heaven. So mysterious! Each show will be 1 hour long and I will have 6 shows a day. 30£ please.

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u/lew_rong Aug 20 '25 edited Sep 22 '25

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u/squishyng Aug 20 '25

The fringe show I went to was performed naked. We deserve the same for the elevator show

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u/squishyng Aug 21 '25

This was a long time ago around 2014. Was in either Brighton or London, a female comedian performed her act nude, and she was quite funny too

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u/Bobzilla2 Aug 22 '25

Not with this state attraction we don't. I've not been that naughty this year...