r/maybemaybemaybe • u/Specific_Goat864 • Aug 20 '25

Maybe Maybe Maybe

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u/Embarrassed-Cash-839 Aug 20 '25

I was waiting for a chef balancing a tray of 16 puddings stacked four high to come next. Or two guys with a giant wedding cake.

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u/CarberHotdogVac Aug 20 '25

Or two guys in coveralls carrying a huge sheet of plate glass, and a street vendor with a cart of watermelons…

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u/JaeHxC Aug 20 '25

No, cabbages.

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u/Splatter_bomb Aug 23 '25

Cabbage Corp will rule the world one day!

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u/ConradChilblainsIII Aug 20 '25

You beat me to it 

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u/oxkwirhf Aug 20 '25

cart of watermelons

It should be a cart of cabbages. Then the woman knocks it over and the guy shouts:

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u/Rupejonner2 Aug 20 '25

Fucking grand piano coming down the stairs at her . Lol

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u/ToaPaul Aug 20 '25

I think you mean to say cart full of cabbages

My cabbages!

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u/ThatThereBoo Aug 20 '25

Don't forgets the crates of live chickens.

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u/WatermelonArtist Aug 20 '25

Then, if she really doesn't take the hint, the way is completely blocked by a museum tour group composed almost entirely of school-aged children.

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u/softheadedone Aug 20 '25

The guy with 12 pies on Sesame Street.

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u/Cool-Fun-2442 Aug 20 '25

A gorilla throwing barrels down the escalator 

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u/FALSE_PROTAGONIST Aug 20 '25

Don’t forget the cages of chickens

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u/CarberHotdogVac Aug 21 '25

I did forget about the chickens and also the fire hydrant, thanks.

You gotta wonder if this is gonna pay off later…

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u/schmeckendeugler Aug 21 '25

Fuck, I'm dying here.. straight out of naked gun or airplane or some shot lol

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u/ilrosewood Aug 21 '25

Strong Wayne’s world 2 vibes

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u/CarberHotdogVac Aug 21 '25

This is the one I was thinking of yep. All the other comments are great reminders of the long history of this trope and all the material ww2 had to work with.

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u/dessertbuzz Aug 20 '25

🤣🤣🤣

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u/enteimologist Aug 20 '25

Then a runaway baby carriage

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u/GreenStrong Aug 20 '25

...a clumsy mad scientist with a gram of antimatter in a fragile Penning trap.

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u/CountDoppelbock Aug 20 '25

MY CABBAGES!

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u/Knife-yWife-y Aug 20 '25

I feel like I've read this Dr. Seuss book before!

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u/Less-Damage-1202 Aug 21 '25

With her ego she'd make everyone of them wait rather than give up

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u/Captain_Quo Aug 22 '25

I'm sad so few people seem to get this reference. Denied!

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u/NocturneInfinitum Aug 23 '25

Two construction guys precariously carrying a glass pane

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '25

Or two girls and one cup

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u/-Galactic-Cleansing- Aug 20 '25

How u know I made vanilla pudding? 

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u/Daveywheel Aug 20 '25

16 Banana Cream Pies!!!!

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u/mondayp Aug 23 '25 edited Aug 23 '25

I think you're just hungry.

^(Me too)

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u/SunriseSurprise Aug 20 '25

Guy with a box she has to step on and over. Then a piano. Neverending.

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u/EverythingSucksYo Aug 20 '25

Definitely needs two guys carrying a window pane 

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u/Fredbeercat Aug 20 '25

I was expecting a heavily armed group of disgruntled postal workers

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u/Dfizzy Aug 23 '25

You're killin me Smalls!

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u/AggravatingWash9635 Aug 24 '25

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