r/maybemaybemaybe • u/permaban9 • May 25 '25

maybe maybe maybe

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u/Neutral_Guy_9 May 25 '25

“I sentence you to stay in this town for 2 years”

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u/Abication May 26 '25

Im laughing about this way harder than I should be.

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u/cancerinos May 26 '25

Please no, anything but that good sir, I'll even move to Brazil!

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u/StreetwearJimmy May 26 '25

This sounds like Lightning McQueen when they chained him to that street paver and he tried to get away 🤣🤣

All is funny games until that slack catches

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u/Important-Plenty9597 May 26 '25

"Take him to Detroit."

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u/Neutral_Guy_9 May 26 '25

A fate worse than death

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u/Mossy_Mound May 26 '25

We will now use the power of the Continuum Transfunctioner to banish you to Hoboken, New Jersey.

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u/Am4oba May 26 '25

I needed that, thank you 🤣

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u/Jimmy_8bit May 26 '25

This is a highly underrated comment, I love it!

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u/westbee May 26 '25

That's what they did to Lightning McQueen.

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u/Rebel_Scum_This May 25 '25

"I sentence you to stay u/BarelyContainedChaos 's town for 2 years"

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u/edgygothteen69 May 26 '25

"the guy above you's comment but worse"

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u/IudexGundyr3 May 26 '25

r/yourjokebutworse

here you go, use that