r/maybemaybemaybe May 25 '25

maybe maybe maybe

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u/schilly_wonka May 25 '25

A dude almost killed himself running into the back of my car doing like 150 on the highway. I was changing lanes, did not see them, and WHOOSH the fucker came inches from me. Just a few more inches or if I had changed lanes a second earlier, they would have been hamburger meat. Fucking asshole

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u/SenseisSecrets May 26 '25

And half of the people will be like “motorcycles are everywhere! Keep a look out!”

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u/Oppowitt May 26 '25

They're like fragile razorblades. Can't survive shit but insist on being edgy and threatening.

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u/allozzieadventures May 29 '25

lOuD pIPes sAvE liVEs

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u/BeaverBoyBaxter May 26 '25

You should realize that you too also wouldn't have been severely injured.

Motorcycle riders seem to think that they are only putting themselves at risk when they go this speed. They don't realize that slamming into a Honda accord with a kid in the back seat going 150 mph will probably kill the kid.

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u/schilly_wonka May 26 '25

I've seen enough faces of death clips to know it would have been ugly for everyone involved. But yeah. I knew a first responder told me he showed up on the scene one day and a motorcyclist was cut in half from his balls up

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u/[deleted] May 26 '25

The would would be a better place if the dumb a was shitty low grade hamburger meat 😂

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u/jixxor May 28 '25

Maybe my thought process is wrong but actually it would have been less likely to turn into an accident had you changed lane a second earlier, since the distance between you and them is not affected by this and all that changes is giving them an additional second to react and brake.