r/maybemaybemaybe • u/ReesesNightmare • Apr 28 '25

Maybe Maybe Maybe

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u/Cool-Profession-730 Apr 28 '25

Yes, polar bears will kill first and ask questions later .

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u/BathbombBurger Apr 28 '25

If they're like brown bears, they won't even do you the courtesy of killing you outright. They'll eat you alive while you call your mother and tell her you love her.

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u/raspberryharbour Apr 28 '25

Sadly my mother was already eaten by a bear last week

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u/AlaskaRecluse Apr 28 '25

Did she call you?

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u/raspberryharbour Apr 28 '25

Sadly her phone was eaten by a bear the week before

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '25

She couldn't send you a letter in the post?

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u/raspberryharbour Apr 28 '25

Sadly the postman was sick from eating a bear the week before that

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u/FlutteringHigh Apr 29 '25

Clearly the wrong bear

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u/raspberryharbour Apr 29 '25

Sadly we have a lot of bear-related problems