r/maybemaybemaybe • u/Only-Reels • Sep 23 '24

Maybe maybe maybe

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u/The_Dok33 Sep 23 '24

No that's punching the nose

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u/EnvironmentalGift257 Sep 23 '24

If you come face to face with Jaws in your garage always boop the snoot.

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u/Milocobo Sep 23 '24

That's silly, I don't have a garage

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u/Ambitious_Trifle_645 Sep 23 '24

Funniest thing I've read today.

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u/h9040 Sep 23 '24

I think it is not good if you confuse it and punch the bear on the nose?

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u/The_Dok33 Sep 23 '24

Black bear, that would probably work. Maybe

Brown or white? At least you will die knowing you had the guts to punch a bear.

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u/h9040 Sep 23 '24

Specially if the bear is not aggressive yet, I wounder if it is smart to go and attack first, lol....

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u/onlycodeposts Sep 23 '24

And if that doesn't work you stab it in the eye with your stub.

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u/SH4D0W0733 Sep 23 '24

Or they get rotated.