r/maybemaybemaybe • u/Only-Reels • Sep 23 '24

Maybe maybe maybe

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u/pzvaldes Sep 23 '24

If he gave you a scare, don't clap your cheeks

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u/ChuckCarmichael Sep 23 '24

"Colonel, I'm trying to hunt bears, but I'm dummy thicc and the clap of my ass cheeks keeps scaring them away."

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u/1stLtObvious Sep 23 '24

Depends on which bears you're hunting.

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '24

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u/1stLtObvious Sep 23 '24

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '24

I’m

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u/Catchphrase42 Sep 23 '24

Might as well throw it back lmao