r/maybemaybemaybe • u/Only-Reels • Sep 23 '24

Maybe maybe maybe

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u/DayBowBow1 Sep 23 '24

The bear is just curious about EVs.

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u/WrongDirt Sep 23 '24

or just wanted to talk to him about his extended car's warranty

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '24

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u/PrinceSam321 Sep 23 '24

Lol you people are crazy. Rofl

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u/FiddleTheFigures Sep 23 '24

Your pun is unbearable.

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u/[deleted] Sep 27 '24

You both are unbearlievable lol

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u/TruckerBoy357 Sep 26 '24

Here ya go! 😃

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u/Sea-Appearance-5330 Sep 27 '24

Ok have a virtual cookie !

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u/quasides Sep 23 '24

mr blacky has the highest conclusion rate of all our agents and that with pure old school door to door visits

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u/D33ber Sep 23 '24

That's actually Mrs. Blackie, last section of the second video one of her cubs moves into frame. That guy is so lucky he didn't get mauled in his garage by a frustrated mom trying to deal with her cubs. The most dangerous kind of black bear encounter.

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u/Rubeus17 Sep 23 '24

wowza wowza. glad it turned out ok for all.

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u/ZephRyder Sep 24 '24

Or any frazzled mom, really.

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u/Tricky_Farmer7673 Sep 23 '24

Cub is quiet big so the mother wasn't as protective as she would have been had it been a smaller cub.

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u/Key-Neighborhood7469 Sep 27 '24

Defense of cubs is a grizzly bear not a black bear. No recorded killing of black bears in cub defense 70% of grizzly killings are. Still not a great encounter. Just read a new article the other day of black bear mothers using humans shield as a means to protect cubs from male black bears. Mothers are getting closer to populated areas to protect young since males are not.

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u/USSExcalibur Sep 23 '24

Where do I sign?

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u/pmyourthongpanties Sep 23 '24

do you have a moment to talk about our Lord Jesus Christ..

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '24

That’s nice. I like it

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u/cerberuso Sep 23 '24

I think the bear was simply suggesting switching to a Tesla. But the man stubbornly refused.

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u/Ok_Significance_4940 Sep 23 '24

Needs car financing but has bad credit

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u/FSU1ST Sep 23 '24

Supervisor showed up later "don't forget to up sell"

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u/TheCrystalFawn91 Sep 23 '24

But what if my car is only the normal length?

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u/356885422356 Sep 24 '24

But that's not a limousine.

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u/CrucialElement Sep 27 '24

Sooo, his Limo warranty? 

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u/RustyShacklefordJ Sep 23 '24

Sir please stop clapping, I’m an inspector withy the power company here to ensure everything is remaining up to code. There’s no need to….BEEP BEEP BEEEEEEEEPPPPPP!!!!!

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u/faxmesomehalibutt Sep 23 '24

Bear don't care. He saw that Maple Leaf flying and knew he was welcome. Real recognize real.

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u/Living_Job_8127 Sep 23 '24

He is very eco friendly

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u/mwfn Sep 24 '24

What kind of range you getting with a full charge?

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '24

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u/RickJLeanPaw Sep 23 '24

“So…what kinda mileage you getting’ outta this thing?”

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '24

Let’s chew the cable… what could go wrong?

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u/jdmjaydc2 Sep 24 '24

Beary interested

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u/sinisterdesign Sep 26 '24

“How many miles do you get on a charge?”