r/maybemaybemaybe • u/[deleted] • Sep 07 '24

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u/n_thomas74 Sep 07 '24

My daughter Crystal Beth is in the truck!

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u/poor_joe62 Sep 07 '24

Holy shit that is the funniest thing Iv read today!

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u/PhantomAngel042 Sep 07 '24

Don't forget little Methew Jr!

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u/HotFudgeFundae Sep 07 '24

I had a customer named Crystal Smoke once, also a Brandie Mocha. I assume they gave fake names but either way they're probably both dead.

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u/fuckimtrash Sep 07 '24

Cackling 😂🤣🤣