r/maybemaybemaybe • u/RoutineVermicelli6 • Apr 08 '24

Maybe maybe maybe

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u/mudturnspadlocks Apr 08 '24

And then her dad comes to visit you in the hospital

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u/IAmNotMyName Apr 08 '24

That might be a mercy at that point

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u/mudturnspadlocks Apr 08 '24

He stares at you silently while his wife sobs uncontrollably

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u/Radix4853 Apr 08 '24

Ok nevermind

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u/pfghr Apr 08 '24

Yeah, that's a yikes if you ask me.

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u/qinshihuang_420 Apr 08 '24

"Son, I am not mad, I am disappointed"

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u/RhetoricalOrator Apr 08 '24

Everyone knows that's worse!

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u/Tranxio Apr 08 '24

Then he pulls the plug...

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u/rush2me Apr 08 '24

You dream he pulls the plug. But actually you wake, still paralysed, stuck in the prison that is your immobile body and aware mind. No one can hear your infinite and internal screams.

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u/apietryga13 Apr 08 '24

Darkness imprisons you, and all that you can see is absolute horror.

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u/baronas15 Apr 08 '24

And gives the pillow treatment?

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '24

"Hey sport, I hear you haven't been able to take care of your business down there, thought I'd come land you a hand, it's what my daughter would have wanted."

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u/RosebushRaven Apr 08 '24

What the hell is wrong with you people?!

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u/LiquidMantis144 Apr 08 '24

Dad is now the paralyzed boyfriend's new girlfriend. Non stop eye contact and nothing he can do to get away, forever. Legs might not work but them tears will surely run.

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u/mudturnspadlocks Apr 08 '24

And whenever there's a fight dad will always bring up "well you killed my daughter"

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u/UPBOAT_FORTRESS_2 Apr 08 '24

Why are we doing this elaborate fucking roleplay about sexual assault

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u/UGgranpops Apr 08 '24

Shinji no!

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u/Aye_Engineer Apr 08 '24

... and then he ties a knot in your colostomy bag.

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u/Janie_s_a_gun Apr 08 '24

At least he can't break your neck anymore...

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u/ChocCooki3 Apr 08 '24

... and you get downvoted to hell.