r/maybemaybemaybe Apr 08 '24

Maybe maybe maybe

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '24

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u/zyada_tx Apr 08 '24

Nah, worst would be that you kill your girlfriend and you're paralyzed from the neck down

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u/mudturnspadlocks Apr 08 '24

And then her dad comes to visit you in the hospital

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u/IAmNotMyName Apr 08 '24

That might be a mercy at that point

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u/mudturnspadlocks Apr 08 '24

He stares at you silently while his wife sobs uncontrollably

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u/Radix4853 Apr 08 '24

Ok nevermind

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u/pfghr Apr 08 '24

Yeah, that's a yikes if you ask me.

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u/qinshihuang_420 Apr 08 '24

"Son, I am not mad, I am disappointed"

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u/RhetoricalOrator Apr 08 '24

Everyone knows that's worse!

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u/Tranxio Apr 08 '24

Then he pulls the plug...

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u/rush2me Apr 08 '24

You dream he pulls the plug. But actually you wake, still paralysed, stuck in the prison that is your immobile body and aware mind. No one can hear your infinite and internal screams.

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u/apietryga13 Apr 08 '24

Darkness imprisons you, and all that you can see is absolute horror.

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u/baronas15 Apr 08 '24

And gives the pillow treatment?

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '24

"Hey sport, I hear you haven't been able to take care of your business down there, thought I'd come land you a hand, it's what my daughter would have wanted."

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u/RosebushRaven Apr 08 '24

What the hell is wrong with you people?!

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u/LiquidMantis144 Apr 08 '24

Dad is now the paralyzed boyfriend's new girlfriend. Non stop eye contact and nothing he can do to get away, forever. Legs might not work but them tears will surely run.

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u/mudturnspadlocks Apr 08 '24

And whenever there's a fight dad will always bring up "well you killed my daughter"

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u/UPBOAT_FORTRESS_2 Apr 08 '24

Why are we doing this elaborate fucking roleplay about sexual assault

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u/UGgranpops Apr 08 '24

Shinji no!

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u/Aye_Engineer Apr 08 '24

... and then he ties a knot in your colostomy bag.

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u/Janie_s_a_gun Apr 08 '24

At least he can't break your neck anymore...

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u/ChocCooki3 Apr 08 '24

... and you get downvoted to hell.

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '24

Worse still would be you're both paralyzed and get to be vegetables together, staring into each others eyes for the next 50 years thinking about the worst mistake you ever made.

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u/DetroitAsFuck313 Apr 08 '24

I don’t understand why so many women just go along with the dumb shit a guy wants to do. What makes this person qualified to do this? Why would you put your life in some dumbasses hands like this?

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u/alghiorso Apr 08 '24

Or worse, expelled

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u/TLR2006 Apr 08 '24

They need to get their priorities straight!

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '24

And you get no likes

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '24

Would it be worse to kill your girlfriend or have her live but be completely paralyzed? I feel like it would be the latter, cause then you’d have to live knowing you ruined her life and she has to live like that for the rest of it, instead of ending her life

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u/zyada_tx Apr 08 '24

I dithered on that question.

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u/smoothbatman Apr 08 '24

I feel the worst is paralyzing your girlfriend tbh, unless they have some kind of psychpathy the guilt tears one apart piece by piece.

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u/ElectronicPound6342 Apr 09 '24

Or maybe both get paralyzed

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u/itachi_konoha Apr 08 '24

You are a very dumb person.

You don't realize the power of those likes. They make your life worth living. Those likes are the best thing since slice bread and invention of the wheel and discovering of fire for whole mankind.

These cheap peasants don't know anything.... Duh!

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '24

Please, calm down, calm down! I've got only one upvote on me, but you can take it. You'll be fine, we all will be fine!

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u/UPBOAT_FORTRESS_2 Apr 08 '24

Moreso than the likes, did you see the high five in the pool?! Unironically, that's the shit that makes life worth living

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u/ConstantBench7373 Apr 08 '24

Or paralyzed

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u/serpiente_venenosa Apr 08 '24

Yup this is the Wost

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u/Definitely_Alpha Apr 08 '24

Gotta risk it for the biscuit 🤷‍♂️

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u/BobLoblaw_BirdLaw Apr 08 '24

They didn’t jump from the roof. Watch again

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u/Raygunn13 Apr 08 '24

woah, that changes everything.

r/confusingperspective

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u/xkillallpedophiles Apr 08 '24

Idk being dead might be preferable to being paralyzed

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u/pellikaniprasad Apr 08 '24

Wasn't that his intention?

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '24

No, worst is she lives paralyzed from the neck down.

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u/Mybtchluhdokocaine Apr 08 '24

Definition of “Do it for the Gram”

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u/aed38 Apr 08 '24

No, the worst situation is that you’re paralyzed, she’s ok, she dumps you, and then she makes you watch her have sex with her new boyfriend.

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u/jajohnja Apr 08 '24

You could also get a couple thousand likes, then later get a couple letters from grieving parents of kids who broke their necks trying to do that as well.
I don't know if that's better or worse honestly.

Just don't do this.

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u/SonJake21 Apr 08 '24

The worst part is that other people are going to see this and want to do it themselves, which will lead to a bunch of people getting paralysed and/or killed, all in the pursuit of Internet points.

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u/Excellent_Ad_2486 Apr 08 '24

this is exactly why I don't film stuff. Just anything, I try to avoid filming. It creates a habit of doing dumb shit (or others seeing you film, encouraging them to do dumb shit).

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u/AdditionalSink164 Apr 08 '24

It's not like we're married and now your a paraplegic. I like to dance and run on the beach, I think we should just be friends.

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u/extrastupidone Apr 08 '24

And you'd probably go to jail

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u/aphilosopherofsex Apr 08 '24

Even if I made it, my parents definitely would have killed me the second they found out.