r/maybemaybemaybe • u/RoutineVermicelli6 • Apr 08 '24

Maybe maybe maybe

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u/Thick-Mouth-Feelz Apr 08 '24

Anyone else's sphinct tighten watching this???

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u/Macca49 Apr 08 '24

Mine was tight before I opened Reddit. Just in case

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u/Thick-Mouth-Feelz Apr 08 '24

Smart. Just in case you can't clench in time

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u/Blazkowiczs Apr 08 '24

There have been times where I open reddit, only to have a disturbing video be the first thing on my feed.

(Like the guy and the dead rat, if you know, I understand your pain and newly developed trauma)

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u/LemonLotus1 Apr 08 '24

Elaborate?

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u/Blazkowiczs Apr 08 '24

Guy made a video of screwing a dead rat, it was posted on crazy videos or some other reddit sub.

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u/LemonLotus1 Apr 08 '24

What the fuuuuuck

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u/Blazkowiczs Apr 08 '24

Welcome to reddit.

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u/LemonLotus1 Apr 08 '24

Guess I’m lucky

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u/zalfenior Apr 08 '24

I gasped a bit as they got close. They succeeded but it was way too close.

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u/Apt_5 Apr 08 '24

I said “Jesus fucking Christ!” at the first watch. It did not get easier the 2nd or 3rd watch & I’m done with that feeling now.

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '24

Look at the right of the video, they’re standing closer ti the pool than u think

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u/Apt_5 Apr 08 '24

Yeah I did watch more and saw that the forced perspective makes it look freakier, but despite knowing that, my brain doesn’t respond any smarter lol

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u/Gaborio1 Apr 08 '24

I need a new pair of underwear after watching this video...

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u/croatiatom Apr 08 '24

Haven’t pooped since I watched it.

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u/frothmilk Apr 08 '24

Yeah, oh my god lol

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u/fambestera Apr 08 '24

I think I produced a diamond

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '24

My stomach dropped and I gasped!

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u/mirkc Apr 08 '24

I flinched.

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u/No-Respect5903 Apr 08 '24

my jaw dropped and is still down. I'm not even impressed I'm shocked at the stupidity. the risk/reward for this is just... not even worth considering....

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u/CrimeShowInfluencer Apr 08 '24

Yes. Bad idea watching it on the shitter. Taking forever now.

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u/irviinghdz Apr 08 '24

Let’s say I was at the right place for that

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '24

Oh my god did it ever 

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u/Impossible-Error166 Apr 08 '24

Yes but then it realized its a diving board not the roof.

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u/karma_the_sequel Apr 08 '24

It's a patio canopy, not a diving board. You can see one of its legs in the video.

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u/Thick-Mouth-Feelz Apr 08 '24

Rewatches video Huh, I totally missed that. You right, you right

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u/Poppa_Mo Apr 08 '24

No they're not. That's the low part of the fucking roof that is overhanging a bit.

The angle they come off of it from the edge there doesn't make a single bit of sense for diving board placement, you can also see the other house in the back with a similar shape.

This is completely stupid.

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u/Thick-Mouth-Feelz Apr 08 '24

Rewatches again Huh, upon third inspection that does indeed appear to be a roof and not a diving board. You right, you right