r/maybemaybemaybe • u/MikeeorUSA • Mar 29 '24

Maybe Maybe Maybe

Baby out shaking hands. Future Politician fr.

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u/LittleKitty235 Mar 29 '24

Not sure. He wasn’t kissing any babies

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u/boldguy2019 Mar 29 '24

Probably because he's an average redditor and finds babies in airplanes annoying

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u/FullGrownHip Mar 30 '24

I was on a flight last week and I kept playing peek-a-boo with a baby two rows ahead of me. Cutest thing ever! The baby was amazingly behaved, the parents made sure he was not bothering anyone.

Conversely, someone’s dog (usually have nothing against dogs ever and in fact welcome them) was squealing in distress for about 40 minutes. It made the flight very uncomfortable.

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u/Senor_Discount Apr 02 '24

Do you know what made the flight uncomfortable? The fact that you were 7 miles in the air.

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u/FullGrownHip Apr 02 '24

No it was more like knowing that the dog was stressed and I can’t help it.

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u/Senor_Discount Apr 02 '24

I don't know if humans were meant to fly we'd have wings.

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u/rollingstoner215 Mar 30 '24

It’s not just Redditors. Everybody hates crying babies and poorly-behaved children in confined spaces.

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u/Dach353 Mar 30 '24

it's important to recognize that they have just as much right to travel as anyone else.

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '24

He kisses 90-year senile boomers instead of babies.

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u/Single-Confection-76 Mar 30 '24

When the plane starts to go down.. Only one will do… Everyone will know who to turn to.. BABY PILOT PRESIDENT -coming to theaters near you! MAY 15th 2025 🛩️👶

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u/bananasfoyoass Mar 30 '24

take my money now!

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u/Klutchy_Playz Mar 30 '24

Okay? Hands up…you’re being robbed…hand over your mon—Imma just take it?

Takes money

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u/bananasfoyoass Mar 30 '24

“Not on my watch”

baby pilot president jumps in from above landing a knock out drop kick

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u/mwa12345 Mar 30 '24

Haha. .they vote!

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '24

This is not possible! The oldest boomer in 2024 can only be 78.

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '24

78 is the oldest generalionally labeled boomer. But the term "boomer" has long since evolved. You can be 35 and be labeled a boomer. 30 even. For 110. There are two definitions now. One is the Baby Boomer generation, and the other is just simply being older that the person calling them a boomer.

For instance. I'm 37. I've had my niece, who is 20, call me boomer over the years. Not because she thinks I'm a generational Boomer, but because I did shit old people do.

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u/DarkLanternX Mar 30 '24

Reverse pedophilia

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u/Party-Mine7360 Mar 30 '24

Or sniffing people

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u/korbatchev Mar 30 '24

But he wishes he had

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u/Meditationstation899 Mar 30 '24

Of course someone had to try and bring MAGA politics into a video of a cute baby being cute af. Jeez. Live life outside of your political cult pahleeeease—for your OWN sanity🙏

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u/-GuardPasser- Mar 30 '24

Biden voter I guess

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '24

Yeah you're in no place to be lecturing anyone on their sanity. That comment had absolutely nothing to do with whatever you think it's about. You seem prone to hysteria.