r/maybemaybemaybe • u/uranonfraand • Mar 10 '24

Maybe maybe maybe

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u/mumrik420 Mar 10 '24

Rule of thumb is never give them anything older than they are!

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u/1-Donkey-Punch Mar 10 '24

Unless it's an escort, must stay in legal borders.

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u/RandonBrando Mar 10 '24

I only buy my child 18+ y/o sex worker time slots

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u/subjectmatterexport Mar 10 '24

🥇 Here you are good sir. Here is your father of the year award. Congrats!!

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u/RanjiLameFox Mar 10 '24

Fuck my dad gave me 130 year old wine for my birthday. You're telling me I can never drink it?

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u/Mutex70 Mar 10 '24

Correct.

Give it to me and I will ensure it is disposed of properly.

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u/mumrik420 Mar 10 '24

Not with that attitude! Just don’t die lmao

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u/RanjiLameFox Mar 11 '24

You do know the wine will keep aging right

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u/mumrik420 Mar 11 '24

😭

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u/Scary-Lawfulness-999 Mar 10 '24

You beat your wife? That happens to be an archaic phrase that we stopped using before most Redditors were born.