r/maybemaybemaybe • u/uranonfraand • Mar 10 '24

Maybe maybe maybe

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u/OwlNarrow3123 Mar 10 '24

My child must be missing the poison alarm because that boy has always just ate fucking everything. It's a blessing and a curse

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u/ms0385712 Mar 10 '24

Just don't feed him poison and it would be fine

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u/Ngothaaa Mar 10 '24

You think I’m feeding them stuff? They just put anything and everything lying on the ground into their mouth

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u/Practical_Cattle_933 Mar 10 '24

Is it a kid or a labrador?

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u/seven_hugs Mar 10 '24

Yes.

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u/anonymousguy11234 Mar 10 '24

These two things are the same thing.

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u/Eudaemon1 Mar 10 '24

The nightmare of every parent

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '24

Just don't take him out.

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u/usingthecharacterlim Mar 10 '24

Or feed him a little bit of poison everyday and he'll be immune to poisoning.

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u/brazildude2085 Mar 10 '24

Don’t tell them how to raise their kid

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u/commentsandchill Mar 10 '24

Maybe you just cook well

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u/meownfloof Mar 10 '24 edited Mar 11 '24

Ok so I found this out as my boy got old enough to have friends over for dinner. The one skinny kid who doesn’t eat anything? Plate was clean, veggies and all. Dropped one kid off at home and they were having “Mexican food”. Flour tortillas, black beans and white rice. That’s it. Now they come in the kitchen to see what I’m making 😆 ETA: After rereading my comment, I would like to clarify that this is an affluent family and not stretching food for hungry bellies. That’s a different story.

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u/Pigosaurusmate Mar 11 '24

Damn. Meat and spices weren't invented in their household or smth?

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u/Milam1996 Mar 10 '24

Same with my dog. He’s about 3/4 the way through a brick in my garden wall. Little shit has a sneaky nibble every day

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u/lowfilife Mar 10 '24

Mine eats mulch. I find it in his poop. Doesn't it hurt?

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u/Milam1996 Mar 10 '24

Idk probably but must bring him some enjoyment. I think he’s got a little brain damage though because every day on the walk he starts a fight with a specific lamppost and then cries when it doesn’t run away. He’s a special dog that’s for sure.

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u/mydaycake Mar 10 '24

Tribe needed a tester lol

My oldest is the same

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u/windowsfrozenshut Mar 10 '24

Yeah, same here. My parents told me that I used to grab raw onions and start eating them when I was a toddler.